Britney Spears
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To paraphrase jimmy carr:
'Everyone talks about how bad britney has got recently, but if you fucked her, you'd be high-fiving strangers on the night bus!'
And its true. She isnt as hot as she used to be, but id still brag about it.
She is THE britney spears after all lol
'Everyone talks about how bad britney has got recently, but if you fucked her, you'd be high-fiving strangers on the night bus!'
And its true. She isnt as hot as she used to be, but id still brag about it.
She is THE britney spears after all lol
Everyone is either so pro-britz these days, or they just plain **** her guts because she is so "mentally" challenged. I say we all sign a petition to get her contracted under Vivid or have her as a regular with Randy West's production group! Thus,
People who **** her will leave her alone. Because the majority of the "britz" haters are prudish folk anyway, who don't like talkin' porn. Let alone acknowledge someone who is performing.
People who lust after her will get to see how "well" she performs in situations which she is being accused of doing anyway. Plus, she's getting paid to have those glory shots of her stinky pink side - as opposed to the paparazzi getting the money for it.
She her self will have all the fame, sex, and ***** she needs to keep her wrinkled white butt happy :thumbsup:
Problem solved! :glugglug:
People who **** her will leave her alone. Because the majority of the "britz" haters are prudish folk anyway, who don't like talkin' porn. Let alone acknowledge someone who is performing.
People who lust after her will get to see how "well" she performs in situations which she is being accused of doing anyway. Plus, she's getting paid to have those glory shots of her stinky pink side - as opposed to the paparazzi getting the money for it.
She her self will have all the fame, sex, and ***** she needs to keep her wrinkled white butt happy :thumbsup:
Problem solved! :glugglug:
cant be too deep down.
Rumors floating around again that she's PREGO AGAIN with someone else's ***. If this is true, she's just hit the all time low even for a trailer trash ho :nanner:
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Conspiracy...
:nono: She has enough money. She needs to get away from Hollywood for awhile. Maybe, she can come back a do a few movies and a few more CD's.
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If that is true I will lose all hope for her. She is just barely at the level where I can still see any potential.
Just tonque in cheek, since she seems to like to show her coochy in public so much..
She couldn't look more whoreish if she did a Pissmops video. And goddamn, she used to be so hot.
Yeah, it is a real shame, I used to think she was one of the world's hottest.
I totally agree. She grosses me out sometimes because she tries so hard to turn people on. But if doing porn gets her all the cock she needs then god willing. And to be honest, I'd be watching the whole time spanking the monkey with disgust in my head, but lust in my heart.
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