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Britney Spears

When was Britney her sexiest?

  • Late 90s, early 2000s when she was the biggest pop teen sensation

    Votes: 43 56.6%
  • Mid 2000s when she was a train wreck: bald head, upskirt with no panties

    Votes: 4 5.3%
  • Late 2000s to early 2010s when she matured & regained star status

    Votes: 29 38.2%

  • Total voters
    76

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I don't know...is it wrong, that I just want to bend her over the hood of one of the junk cars, parked in the high grass, next to her trailer, and just fuck her right up the ass while I pull her hair, until she screams out "FUCK ME DADDY"?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Britney Spears has reportedly been offered the starring role of a new film

What could possibly go wrong?
"The Yellow Star" --according to the Nation Ledger-- will place Spears in her first starring role since the ill-recieved "Crossroads" as Sophia, a time-traveling woman who tragically falls in love with a man imprisoned in a concentration camp..
Quite possibly, this movie could create the giant vortex of suck that will snuff out our entire universe in the blink of an eye.

http://www.examiner.com/x-4325-Britney-Spears-Examiner~y2009m6d21-Britney-to-star-in-new-film
 
Re: Britney Spears has reportedly been offered the starring role of a new film

Joy. I'm extatic. Can't wait. Yay. :rolleyes: :sleep:
 
Re: Britney Spears has reportedly been offered the starring role of a new film

maybe there will be a nude fuck scene...we can hope anyways...you guys didnt like crossroads?
 
Re: Britney Spears has reportedly been offered the starring role of a new film

A time traveler who........never mind......I've already lost the single iota of interest I had when I clicked.....please......it's now just getting ridiculous........
 
Re: Britney Spears has reportedly been offered the starring role of a new film

Sophia, a time-traveling woman who tragically falls in love with a man imprisoned in a concentration camp.

Doesnt that sound like a movie the MST3K guys would watch?

Yep, this has got B-movie hell written all over it.
 
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