Bride Tasered Twice at her own Wedding!

[Peter Gazinya]

You can't make this shit up (well you can but I didn't)

http://www.suntimes.com/news/1112809,CST-NWS-wed18.article

You get this:
"Gallery co-owner Tom Burnison, however, said that, fueled by alcohol, it got out of control and potentially dangerous, including when a guest heaved a metal lamp into a plate glass window."

And this:
"When the only local police officer on duty that night arrived, the party had gotten "out of hand," with booze, water and broken glass on the floor, Chikaming Township police said. One guest was seen drinking straight out of a vodka bottle, Sepic said."

And finally this: ""Imagine the kids and grandma seeing the bride and groom getting Tasered on the floor," said Skowron. "In my opinion, the police totally overreacted."

Yes quite tragic because it's perfectly okay for the kids to watch drunks hurling lighting fixtures through plate glass windows and chugging vodka straight from the bottle but their lives will be forever scarred if they witness insanely drunk people getting tasered by overmatched police.

Fucking hilarious, I'd love to party with these fuckin' lunatics.

 

[Spleen]

if someone tasered my wife, i would skull fuck them and every member of their family.

 

[meesterperfect]

Its hard to know exactly what happened.
Now I'm not 100% pro cop, because many times I have pesonally seen cops basically acting like jerk offs.
One thing though, If the cops tell you to do something other than something that may cause you or someone else harm, just do it.
The owner wanted them to leave, some wouldn't, drunk, starting shit with the cops, fuck em. If they just would have been cool, listened and left none of this would have happened.

For the record she didn't get tasered, the groom did.

 

[BlueBalls]

You know what, I was at the supermarket getting my weekly supply of pork fat and newcastle brown ale, I had wited in line and after all of the dregs had paid for their canned goods and other assorted shit and sticks, I paid for my items, the total cost of this weeks purchase was £24.67, higher than it was the week before but not as high as it had been two weeks previously. I had packed my bags and was on my way out of the shop when two people dressed in black ran towards me, they were both masked but im sure one of them was female, and all of a sudden I felt a strange burning sharp pain in the side of my neck, I looked down and the male of the two was holding a rather large black taser and was laughing. This got me angry!

I dropped my bags and threw his arm off, we then began circling one another for about thirty seconds until he pounced and using all my skill that I have learnt during my time walking the earth in China and Korea, I flipped my assailant, he was down but up in an isntant he then got into a kung fu stance, clearly this was surprising, and what insued must have been one of the greatest hand to hand battles of all time it felt like it lasted many hours but all in all it only lasted 12 minutes, I came out of it with a broken finger a broken nose and a hairline fracture to the shin, my assailant was dead, I had broken his spine in three places, removed both of his eyes and shoved his testicles into his rectum.

The female fell by his side pawing at his soft broken body and let out an allmighty scream and then wept. I recived a round of applause from the spectaters, I bowed as is the custom and walked home.



:hatsoff: You couldnt make that up

 

[georges]

Dunno but it is sad. Sometimes using a knife in a hand to hand combat can help.

 

[Dixie Dash]

I think they should have picked a different place for the wedding lol. And also remove the children and the people who didn't wanna party.

 

[hedonis]

*sigh*

Yeah..... maybe it's better if I don't explain again.