The woman is obsessed with proving she has some kind of talent and is good at something.
Anything. There was an article in one of the red tops this weekend that was full of quotes like "you should see me in the boardroom" and detailing that the falling out of nightclubs and getting hammered with her society friends was just a "character" she felt compelled to play. Surely it's far more believable that the "intelligent businesswoman" is playing up to the image other people would want her to be, and the "getting smashed on yachts with her tits hanging out" is the real her behaving as she wants to, rather than the other way around?
Whatever. If she didn't have money, we wouldn't know who she is. Through her I have far more respect for all the millionaires that don't turn themselves into pseudo-celebrities/objects of ridicule. Although, I wouldn't wish for Paris to have never entered the public's awareness, since the lampooning she gets is fantastic fun.
And I probably masturbated to her once, oh the shame.
As ever, South Park manages a far better job portraying the worthless C-Listers than they manage themselves.
Hey, they were kinder to her than to [NOBABE]Snooki[/NOBABE].
