Breaking News: Is BlueBalls his own Dad?

[Spleen]

Saw this on the front of my news paper. I know you shouldn't believe everything you read in the press, but this seems pretty legit to me.

What does this mean for us humans? It's pretty fucked up. How could it have happened?

 

[Ulysses31]

He needs to be stopped

http://www.coolchaser.com/graphics/tag/blue balls

 

[vodaktastic]

This is ridiculous. BlueBalls was conceived when a lightning bolt struck over Norfolk and impregnated his virgin mother. The catholic priest who performed the delivery grabbed onto the only thing he saw fit to get the fetus out through the overdeveloped hymen of his mother (his balls). Pulling (and at some times fondling?) these balls caused them to turn blue and hence the legend was born.

 

[vodkazvictim]

This is ridiculous. BlueBalls was conceived when a lightning bolt struck over Norfolk and impregnated his virgin mother. The catholic priest who performed the delivery grabbed onto the only thing he saw fit to get the fetus out through the overdeveloped hymen of his mother (his balls). Pulling (and at some times fondling?) these balls caused them to turn blue and hence the legend was born.

Oooh! Me next! Can I do the story of his childhood?

 

[feller469]

do you know the difference between ignorance and apathy?

honestly, I don't know and don't care either

 

[lurkingdirk]

Does this mean he can continually re-spawn himself, or does it mean we can't kill him?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Who's his mother? His daughter?

 

[roronoa3000]

His sperms are symbiotes like Venom.

 

[jod0565]

Test Tube Balls.