so....i've been a member of this forum for a while. and i'm not sure if i've even posted. that being said, allow me to actually say something. you rock the house that much, that i'll actually enter the world of creepy internet poster guy.
also, i'm sure i'm probably going to type some super stalker shit that'll make you think i'm some freak type dude that can't get a date, but it's not even like that. you're just the shit and that damn bad.
miss brandy,
you are...the baddest motherfucker in the pornosphere. partly because you embody 99% of my taste (the other 1% is saved because if i said 100%, you'd think i'm a liar and exaggerating). partly because everything i just said again. and partly because you really are so goddamn fine, beautiful, and beautiful again. and if i knew you from around the way, you're probably just an overall bad ass person to begin with.
first off, you could be fully clothed up to your neck in winter clothes and still be the most beautiful girl in the room just because you're so damn cute. after that, i dunno. you really are absolutely cute, beautiful and everything else. the sex shit is secondary. although....you're the fuckin truth on that front.
i dunno. it's cool that you're on this board. i never message people like this cuz it's kinda shady and creepy, but you're that bad ass. you fuckin rock the house. keep doin what you do. keep on knockin em dead. and if you stop tomorrow, you're a goddess and a legend. you're fuckin beautiful. and you're where you are without having to do skank shit. you didnt even have to cheat. you're where you're at just by being beautiful. you could film yourself reading out of the phonebook and it would probably still be hot.
anyways, that's it. actually that's not it, but as far as me creeping you out with weird internet message, that's it.
your eyes rock. your hair rocks. you face rules. and you know this because you look at yourself in the mirror every morning. you kick ass. thanks for doing what you do, because you are among the very elite.
cute, beautiful, built like a motherfucker. and the hair. lord jesus. BEAUTIFUL.
with all the love in the world,
me. aka ilog.
i'd type my first name, but some asshole would google it then blackmale me for typing weird shit. okay, forget it. it's john. tee hee.
you win.
