Board Polarization

[Pattheprovo]

So I've been noticing that their is like a constant struggle between the right and left on these boards. Come now are we all not men. Are we all not fond of the pussies. The lips. Mammaries, and in case of some weirdos, feet and armpits. Definitely the armpits.

Who is going to win? Has the board ever been dominated by one of the sides at different times or was it always a.....



PS> Shit I am bored. I usually drink myself to insensibility while out somewhere perving at whatever talent is about.

 

[busenbust]

very true ! men -- with swords too !

 

[squallumz]

right and left of what exactly?

 

[Pattheprovo]

Breast size irregularity. Do you prefer the left bigger than the right?

 

[busenbust]

browser wars is another hot one !! and don't even mention :google: when squally is around . oops !

 

[fgsefgs]

There aren't political arguments anywhere on this board. Don't know where you've seen any of these.



There are a lot of retard fights though. They go like this:

Retard #1: x

Retard #2: y

Retard #3: Yeah, y

Retard #1: No, X

Smug Retard: OP is exactly right, X

Retard #2: NO, Y!!!!

Smug Retard: Wikipedia

Retard #4: XXXXXX!!!!11!!1XXX!

Repeat this process for like three pages

Retard #8(by now): JEWS!!

Retard #6: Nazi Communists!!

Oh this next step is sprinkled all throughout everyone of these

:cupcake: : :clap: :goodpost: :flame: :kettle: :isfourteen: :thumbsup: :yesyes: :havingnofriendsIRL: :nono: :tinhat: : desperateforattention:

Sometimes following those comes these

iratejust for fun): :cupcake:, :nannerf1:?

Followed immediately by

:cupcake: : :takes too seriously: :nono: :jesusshit: :is(not so)secretlygay:

Repeat the first steps for like one or two more pages

Don't forget to mention Obama, Jews, gun laws and connecting gay marriage to the Hitler youth

Me(sometimes): :lurk: (and occasionally): :trollface.jpeg:

Which will usually result in

A certain squally someone: Sigh...

Until eventually

Mod: :hammer: <except I doubt they're smiling like that lil guy




Are these the threads you're talking about? Cuz they're not gonna go away until all the stupid people go away, in other words: never.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I have found out that this exists on most message boards. They have something in common that draws them to the board and then quickly they find out that they have many ideological differences.

 

[ragincaucasian]

yeah well, speaking of poles, your mom was.......

 

[grower_boy]

We need a new World order here on Freeones.

 

[ragincaucasian]

We need a new World order here on Freeones.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

:wtf:

 

[dct2286]

Anarchy!!!!

 

[PirateKing]

Sounds like something a leftist commie would say. I've reported you....in the name of freedom.

Amurica!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Sounds like something a leftist commie would say. I've reported you....in the name of freedom.

Amurica!

Shut the fuck up, Frenchman!!!!!

I'll fucking end you! Don't talk about America unless you live here!!!!!








Dey dook or jubs!!!!

 

[dct2286]

Big words Freedom fighter. sounds like a Third World comment you commie!!

 

[PirateKing]

Guilty! Guilty! You're all guilty of being Communists....and Nazi's! Especially you, Whims!

Oh what has this board become? FreeOnes? Moar liek....SocialistOnes!

 

[grower_boy]

Fuck you, honky.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Guilty! Guilty! You're all guilty of being Communists....and Nazi's! Especially you, Whims!

Oh what has this board become? FreeOnes? Moar liek....SocialistOnes!

Says the homosexual pirate. Why don't you go plunder for some booty, homo!!!!!!!???????

You make me sick sodomite!

 

[dct2286]

Commie pirate Alert!!!

 

[PirateKing]

Why do you guys hafta gang up on me?

That kind of uniform thinking though, it's almost akin to.....Communism! Ha! You've exposed yourselves, comrades!

Says the homosexual pirate. Why don't you go plunder for some booty, homo!!!!!!!???????

You make me sick sodomite!

You jelly. Don't worry, your booty's next.