BlueBalls finds the woman of his dreams

[Ulysses31]

....unfortunatelt she's just left him for someone else

 

[slim3220]

that's not his ex, he couldn't get a girl that hot

 

[feller469]

tis better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all

gotta be even tougher dealing with this at this time of year. Thoughts are with you BB. Chin up. there are lots of other, uh, um, eh, fish(?) in the sea

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I thought the thing that BlueBalls loved most was his reflection.

 

[Red Spyder]

The woman of his dreams? She must have a huge penis then

 

[maildude]

Uggh...didn't she come out of the casket in Vincent Price's film The Raven?

 

[feller469]

I think it is Madeline Usher

 

[lurkingdirk]

Meh. This is a lot more his style:

 

[vodkazvictim]

:hit:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Nothing a paper bag can't take care of and a possible sex change operation.

 

[PirateKing]

You shouldn't have introduced her to Dirk. He's everything you are and more.