blood in my sperm

[humperbink]

I got a pretty good scare last night when after I masturbated, I turned the light on and noticed on the floor a puddle that contained about 50% blood in my sperm (obviously I shot it past my hand palm). Now I've had a few drops of blood in my sperm before but never THIS much! I knew something was wrong because the cum didn't feel right when it came out. The orgasm was normal though. I'm 31. I didn't feel any pain afterwards, or while urinating, so I assume I just popped a vessel and that this is fairly normal. I HOPE it's normal. I got light-headed because blood coming from an unusual place does that to me. I had to lay down for about 10 minutes. I'm not normally a wuss at the sight of blood but this one got to me. I blame the porn star I was looking at last night. She was having hardcore sex and doing a dirty little turn-on thing by licking her lips and her eyes were really perfect, so I got an extra hold of my vessel popping self.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

 

[gunslingingbird]

^ God dammit, I opened this thread specifically to post that song! :cussing:

 

[BlueBalls]

You have AIDS

 

[PirateKing]

You're gonna die, but not before your penis falls off and your balls explode.

 

[humperbink]

Thank God death's an option! A life without masturbation is cruelty to the highest extent. And that song isn't showing up on my end. What's the name of it?

 

[Johan]

I got a pretty good scare last night when after I masturbated, I turned the light on and noticed on the floor a puddle that contained about 50% blood in my sperm (obviously I shot it past my hand palm). Now I've had a few drops of blood in my sperm before but never THIS much! I knew something was wrong because the cum didn't feel right when it came out. The orgasm was normal though. I'm 31. I didn't feel any pain afterwards, or while urinating, so I assume I just popped a vessel and that this is fairly normal. I HOPE it's normal.

Don't hope, get answers, go to the doctor.

 

[L3ggy]

You're on your period, that's all.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Thank God death's an option! A life without masturbation is cruelty to the highest extent. And that song isn't showing up on my end. What's the name of it?

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/cannibalcorpse/tombofthemutilated.html#2

 

[gunslingingbird]

that song isn't showing up on my end. What's the name of it?

Cannibal Corpse's I Cum Blood :banger:

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=AseMHMrTFd6YzBEZKC1tf5vj1KIX;_ylv=3

 

[humperbink]

It goes without saying those lyrics are clearly ripped from either the Beach Boys or Air Supply (jokes).

I'm not going to the doctor until I beat off again and see what the ejaculation results look like. Even then, I'm not feeling any pain or discomfort anywhere. It's really annoying that instead of focusing on the female body parts to get me off, I have to think about the blood in my body and hope that the semen is making a clean exit from my peephole... er, peehole.

I honestly think I just tugged that bad boy a little too aggressively last night. It's sort of a tricky predicament I'm in here. I have to think about female body parts harder these days because I'm getting older and my penis muscles aren't as tickle-happy as they used to be, but if I tug *too* hard like last night, blood might appear so I have to worry what might be causing it. However I'm hornier now than I ever was so what's a guy to do?

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

It goes without saying those lyrics are clearly ripped from either the Beach Boys or Air Supply (jokes).

I'm not going to the doctor until I beat off again and see what the ejaculation results look like. Even then, I'm not feeling any pain or discomfort anywhere. It's really annoying that instead of focusing on the female body parts to get me off, I have to think about the blood in my body and hope that the semen is making a clean exit from my peephole... er, peehole.

I honestly think I just tugged that bad boy a little too aggressively last night. It's sort of a tricky predicament I'm in here. I have to think about female body parts harder these days because I'm getting older and my penis muscles aren't as tickle-happy as they used to be, but if I tug *too* hard like last night, blood might appear so I have to worry what might be causing it. However I'm hornier now than I ever was so what's a guy to do?

dude, go to the doctor.

 

[STDiva]

Whenever I feel like life is shitting on me, at least I know I'm notcumming blood.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Whenever I feel like life is shitting on me, at least I know I'm notcumming blood.

Yeah, but what happens when you start to cum blood?

 

[StanScratch]

I bring the doctor containers full of cum all the time. Sometimes, it is my own cum. Sometimes, it is my own doctor.

 

[humperbink]

Well the good news is that I just cummed again to some British redhead bouncing the other way on a guys dick and smiling while doing it, and when I turned my attention away from the addicting porn before me and took notice of the cum in my hand, I saw traces of blood in the first load, and subsequent squirts released white sperm with no blood. I'm hoping it really was a broken vessel. I'd say it was about 5% blood and 95% sperm. I really need to cut back cumming. This is my warning call. The building may be standing tall but the foundation underneath is crumbling just a bit. I can't enjoy the view when there's no building to climb.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

I've never heard of a broken vessel resulting in bloody sperm (I've never heard of a lot of things). Go to a doctor so you can stop worrying about it.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'm not a doctor, but if blood is coming out of an orifice, you may want to seek medical attention. Just throwin' that out there...

 

[HeartBroker]

Quit with the handling of the johnson so much.

It'll go away...




























your cock I mean.