"Blondage" Marie Harf

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

That's a good looking broad. All that blonde hair twirling around twisting in her fingers swaying from one side to the other. Her and John Kerry side-by-side must look like Beauty And The Frankenstein Monster.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

She'd be more attractive if she wasn't constantly running around with her pants on fire.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She'd be more attractive if she wasn't constantly running around with her pants on fire.

I hope her beautiful whispy blonde pubic hair doesn't get singed. Imagine the tragedy.

 

[knowone]

You just know Saturday Night Live will parody her when their new season starts in a couple of months. ; )

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ain't nobody takes Blondage seriously. They just showed her 10 Best Hair Days on the Fox News. The girl likes her hash-tags.

 

[Johan]

She looks like Bernadette Rostenkowski (from The Big Bang Theory) twin sister

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She looks like Bernadette Rostenkowski (from The Big Bang Theory) twin sister

Good call. Both got the attractive blonde librarian deal. Marie stills retains her World Blondage Championship.

"What'cha gonna do when the World's Blondest Spokeshole talks down to you?"

 

[Rey C.]

I was about to make fun of her, but I just found out that she's a fellow 'Hoo... so I have to go back to STFU mode. Dammit, I had a good one lined up too!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://www.breachbangclear.com/marie-harf-future-in-porn/

Marie Harf, State Department spokeswoman and repressed naughty librarian, recently spoke some truly astonishing tomfuckery on MSNBC's Hard Ball with Chris Matthews. In the interview she expressed the opinion that killing ISIS savages would not be enough to win "this war."

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Al-Baghdadi probably jerks off to her press conferences. Wonder if Joe Biden's taken her temperature.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Meh. I don't like pasty white blondes. The soles of their feet tend to be yellow like nicotine stains. Pass.

 

[Deepcover]

I like pasty white blondes. Specially Marie Harf

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I like pasty white blondes. Specially Marie Harf

She's at least a buck sixty so I imagine that sweetens the deal too.

 

[Deepcover]

Might as well get it while it's hot. Mmmm fresh Marie Harf buns for a buck sixty. Scrumptious baby

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Might as well get it while it's hot. Mmmm fresh Marie Harf buns for a buck sixty. Scrumptious baby

You made her sound like a pair of hot buttered biscuits from Pillsbury. Well played, sir.

Roll her in flour good then fuck her in the ass somethin' awful!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Blondage just got hired by the Fox News as a FNC Contributor!

 

[Jack Davenport]

I guess FNC missed out on the Josh Earnest sweepstakes. That's an MSNBC hire if I ever saw one. If F. Chuck Todd doesn't watch out they'll put Josh as moderator of Meet The Press in a second.

 

[BCT]

Al-Baghdadi probably jerks off to her press conferences. Wonder if Joe Biden's taken her temperature.

Two years too late but Dog on a Stick rules.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'd like to see her put in a segment on Fox And Friends where they send her out for anal bleaching. Her large ass is very pale and soft so her anus needs to be a lighter shade of bubble gum pink.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Just watching Blondage on the Fox News.

I Wanna Do Her Up The Butt Totally Hardcore!