BILL COSBY in 2012 !

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:


(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately BANNED!!!. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.


(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.


(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.


(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.


(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.


(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school and every day in CONGRESS.


(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless....




GOD BLESS AMERICA!


Sincerely, Bill Cosby

Highly xenophobic and dictatorial but pretty interesting. I'd vote for him.

 

[Vosslier]

Id vote for him if he gave me some Jello pudding pops.

 

[Will E Worm]

On his official Facebook page Cosby has denied writing this platform saying:

"My comments yesterday were specifically written to address the Write-in for President Platform, which is a hoax. I did not write or have anything to do with the "Bill Cosby’s Platform" circulating on the Internet. This has been falsely attributed to me."


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:yinyang:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'll still write him in, Buzz Killington.

 

[LukeEl]

His slogan will be "Fizzle, frapple, Jello Pudding, and my wife Camille.

 

[assholebythedoor]

okay is =this true

 

[lurkingdirk]

D'you suppose he'd wear a different freaky sweater every day of his presidency?

 

[gunslingingbird]

He's got my vote! :thumbsup:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Another thread ruined when HELLENEMA rears his ugly head. STFU!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I bet in the closet self-loathing gay NeoCons would vote for him had he said these things in order to appear heterosexual and disguise the fact that they are homosexuals all the way to the core of their assholes

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

You're getting funnier. Keep it up! You'll soon be counted among the elite of the annoying here. Good work!

 

[jod0565]

Too bad it's all for comedy - not very good comedy either.

 

[Ace Bandage]

He brought you into this world, and he'll take you out of it...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

You're getting funnier. Keep it up! You'll soon be counted among the elite of the annoying here. Good work!

Whaddya mean soon?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I stand by about 95% of all that is up there.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Whaddya mean soon?

There are still those who surpass him...

 

[HELLRAISER]

In order to understand why NeoCons hate the world as evidenced by this anti-immigrant thread one need to first understand why NeoCons are filled with self-loathing

 

[PirateKing]

Is anyone interested in seeing a debate thread between Hellraiser and Will E? Fuck it, I'm doing it.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was going to be an a$$hole today but HELLENEMA beat me to it.

 

[calpoon]

"Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, Cosby's lauded '70s television cartoon series, won greater acceptance for a new cast of black identities and vernacular language styles. Cosby has made money and gained further influence from using forms of black English he now violently detests."

"The poor folk Cosby has hit the hardest are most vulnerable to the decisions of the powerful groups of which he has demanded the least: public policy makers, the business and social elite and political activists. Poor black folk cannot gain asylum from the potentially negative effects of Cosby's words on public policy makers and politicians who decide to put into play measures that support Cosby's narrow beliefs."

"No matter how you judge Cosby's comments, you can't help but believe that a great deal of his consternation with the poor stems from his desire to remove the shame he feels in their presence and about their activity in the world. There's nothing like a formerly poor black multimillionaire bashing poor blacks to lend credence to the ancient assaults they've endured from the dominant culture."

-Michael Eric Dyson, Author of "Is Bill Cosby Right? Or Has the Black Middle Class Lost Its Mind?"

 

[Dean Wormer]

On his official Facebook page Cosby has denied writing this platform saying:

"My comments yesterday were specifically written to address the Write-in for President Platform, which is a hoax. I did not write or have anything to do with the "Bill Cosby’s Platform" circulating on the Internet. This has been falsely attributed to me."


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:yinyang:

This was also attributed to Cosby regarding the 2008 election.

(Although Will E. will not like the link source).