Eat some extra bacon for me
Bleeding to death after I accidentally put my cock in a blender.
I am the PENGWOLF!!!!!
The best way to depart from this world would be getting in the Millennium Falcon and depart this world to go to Twi'lek...those blue chicks turn me on!
Oh, wait, it's about dying? About dying, I don't care how, I don't care when, I don't care where, I just care about why, and even this last one I'm kind of dubious.
Fighting T-Virus Infected ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Because he's a total bastard.
there was something about rep getting deleted on the server by accident, but it is because he's a bastard. Trust me.
I just want to be snipered.
like if I HAD to die. Snipered while shopping at the mall or some shit.
Accidentally? Bullshit.
Is that at all like Baiowulf? Cause that's cool...
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"It was the damndest thing, doc. I just got out of the show and tripped, falling on my running blender. Again."