Best TV News Anchor

[assari]

People often critiziced tv anchors, they say that most of them are uncivilized people with amusing opinions.


I will not comment on that argument, but I know one thing:

TV anchors main feature is their appearance.








(Martha MacCallum)

 

[Jack Davenport]

Some French chick named Melissa Theuriau

/thread

 

[assari]

Some French chick named Melissa Theuriau

Good choice, she is formally valid tv news anchor.





(lol)

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

John Beard, of course.

"The Anchormen... I mean Anchorman! Those fuckers ripped me off!"

 

[Mayhem]

Walter Cronkite

/thread

 

[assari]

John Beard, of course.

Walter Cronkite

Yes, these babes are good looking....







(John Beard & Walter Cronkite)

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Can I sneak a weather lady in this thread if she's this hot?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Maria Molina

Cotdam I love latinas

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Maria Molina

Cotdam I love latinas

Perfect time to ask. How's things going with that gal you met you watched Super Bowl with?

 

[Mayhem]

Yes, these babes are good looking....


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(John Beard & Walter Cronkite)

You didn't say best looking. You said best.

I guess this is the same lapse in language that occurs when you refer to women as bitches when you mean to say Tigresses (whatever the fuck that means).

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You didn't say best looking. You said best.

You get a "Ditto!" and a "Harrumph!" for that, sir. I had no idea it was a Best News Cooze thread.

Shannon Bream dazzles, doesn't she? There isn't a story chocked full of enough tragedy to even tilt her tiara.

"The mutilated bodies of 4 children were found
in the bathroom of an Indiana Walmart today..."

 

[Jack Davenport]

Things are going ok with miss oye loca. Nothing spectacular because she seems to want to move in and I still like going to strip joints. And an ex popped back into the picture.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Things are going ok with miss oye loca. Nothing spectacular because she seems to want to move in and I still like going to strip joints. And an ex popped back into the picture.

Your ex is still hovering, huh? I remember you mentioning that.

As an old Catholic School boy I've always had a thing for Latinas. I actually got into Asian women looking for Latinas at massage parlors but they were all Asians at the places here. I got the Yellow Fever at 16 administered by a Korean lady that had a perm who was about 50. Since I was still a minor she really planted her fangs into my innocent wiener. I'd rather be molested by her than that confused rummy Father Brelsford.

 

[Deepcover]

Jedediah Bila

Too bad she's a libertarian...I always felt she was more of a centre right person. Plus I like her name cause it's biblical...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Jedediah Bila

Too bad she's a libertarian...I always felt she was more of a centre right person. Plus I like her name cause it's biblical...View attachment 420873

Good one. Great legs on her.

To me pussy isn't Republican or Democrat. It's either wet or dry.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Another reason I am not wanting a relationship with the latina. She is a lawyer and young and wants to talk shop all the time. She is in that phase where her career is new and exciting and I can't wait to retire. The days of crawling out of bed at 3 a.m. to spring some drunk or a guy that beat the shit out of his wife has lost its luster.


I'm gonna retire in the Dominican John McAfee style.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Another reason I am not wanting a relationship with the latina. She is a lawyer and young and wants to talk shop all the time. She is in that phase where her career is new and exciting and I can't wait to retire. The days of crawling out of bed at 3 a.m. to spring some drunk or a guy that beat the shit out of his wife has lost its luster.


I'm gonna retire in the Dominican John McAfee style.

I like nurturing supportive ladies better than career climbers. I want a lady's career to be climbing on my dong.

I went out with this Chinese gal who stretched out the word career to 5, 6 syllables on a good day. "My ca-ree-ee-ee-eer..."

 

[Deepcover]

Another reason I am not wanting a relationship with the latina. She is a lawyer and young and wants to talk shop all the time. She is in that phase where her career is new and exciting and I can't wait to retire. The days of crawling out of bed at 3 a.m. to spring some drunk or a guy that beat the shit out of his wife has lost its luster.


I'm gonna retire in the Dominican John McAfee style.

Did you @ least hit it?

 

[assari]

Can I sneak a weather lady in this thread if she's this hot?

Of course, weather lady is also a tv anchor.

Maria Molina

Cotdam I love latinas

"North America has always been obsessed with other cultures.
In the eighties and nineties they started liking the Latina culture because Enrique Iqlesias, Jennifer Lopez etc. were very popular"

(Yahoo answers)

You didn't say best looking. You said best.

I guess this is the same lapse in language that occurs when you refer to women as bitches when you mean to say Tigresses (whatever the fuck that means).

I was trying to be funny and as always I failed.

Well, you said that Mr. Cronkite was a good tv anchor and I believe it.


Bitch = Naaras, Naaras = Female sided

Jedediah Bila

Too bad she's a libertarian...I always felt she was more of a centre right person. Plus I like her name cause it's biblical...View attachment 420873

She is a good looking women and...the most important thing is that she is not a conservative! (wtf)

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Ron Burgundy. He IS, the anchorman.