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Best of British

News and weather girl Lucy Kite! Its weird watching the news with a boner :)
 
I went through this whole thread and can't believe there is just one vote for Sophie Howard (nice one, j2boobs). She's the dog's bollocks!

Of course, used to be you could only see these ladies in magazine or newspaper scans -- thank god for Onlytease giving these birds a home on the www:

http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20623
http://www.bigboobsalert.com/sophie-howard-onlytease.php
http://www.foxhq.com/sophie-howard-sexy-lingerie/
http://www.foxhq.com/sophie-howard-pink-skates/
http://www.foxhq.com/sophie-howard-sexy-tease/
 
Who is the best british Pornstar/page 3/glamour model/TV star,host,presenter etc....?

My vote goes to Abi Titmus, nurse to super babe from Lincolnshire.:bowdown:

Taking you exactly at your word:

British Pornstar: Sarah Young-plastic boobs I know but she did love her work.

Page 3: Donna Ewin-perfect body

Glamour Model: Diana Wynn-personal taste here I admit.

TV star: Maggie O'Neill-Soap Queen and portrayer of TV comedies dottiest and kinkiest character. None other than the agrophobic and prescription drug addled Sheila Gallagher from "Shameless".

<switch to fantasy about fantasy mode>
I think I woulda put up with being diddled by sex-toys quite well. All she needed I think was the love of a decent man to er, calm her down a bit. Gradually I'd introduce her to the delights of straightforward sex and maybe she'd reach for the dreaded shoebox under the bed less often. Although the desire to erm, do some penetrating herself would never leave her. Not that I'm at all averse to having the tables turned occasionally. It's only fair;)
<end fantasy about fantasy mode>

Presenter: Lisa Tarbuck- Teenage quiz show host from the late 90's where she often flirted with the contestants. Also very memorable in a TV comedy show called "Bonkers".

Etc...(all encompassing sexiest famous British Woman of all time award perhaps?): Given a time machine and could collect in their primes who I wanted. Then arranged a gathering of some kind you know like a Temporal Cocktail Party Cum Awards Ceremony.......

I think the first woman I'd walk up to and talk to first would be Emma Thompson. The one who I'd first sneak off with and bonk first would be Liz Fraser. Who would have been collected with said time machine sometime in the early 70's when she was forty or so.

Other than these two ladies I think I'd give the overall award to Kate Winslet. Then I'd celebrate by bonking Diana Wynn. In a threesome with Fenella Fielding.
 
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