Beaver sighting in Detroit

A beaver has been spotted in Detroit, following a 75-year absence from the city, ecologists say.

Man, that's one old beaver! Was it all gray and wrinkly? Or was it bald? :dunno:
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
I don't really know much about this, but from reading it seems that there was horrible pollution at one point? That's nice to see that the ******* are returning to the city.
 

Philbert

Banned
Doesn't seem like such a big deal here on Freeones...we have hundreds of beaver sightings every day.
Wild and stuffed!
:thumbsup:
 
Doesn't seem like such a big deal here on Freeones...we have hundreds of beaver sightings every day.
Wild and stuffed!
:thumbsup:
Don't forget the skinny beavers, the wet beavers, the short haired beavers, and sad but true, shaved beavers, also the spread beavers, and the hot beavers... Did I miss any?:helpme:
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I chased him off my porch this morning with a broom.
 

Philbert

Banned

Man, that's one old beaver! Was it all gray and wrinkly? Or was it bald?
Doesn't seem like such a big deal here on Freeones...we have hundreds of beaver sightings every day.
Wild and stuffed!
Don't forget the skinny beavers, the wet beavers, the short haired beavers, and sad but true, shaved beavers, also the spread beavers, and the hot beavers... Did I miss any?
the barebeaverlovers:)

Wow, something came out of the Detroit River alive. ;)
I chased him off my porch this morning with a broom.

Yes, but the question is how many limbs did it have?

^ Good question. It could be more or less than 4.

You guys are funny...kinda like the nice beaver! scene dialog from the (mythical) Director's cut of "The Naked ***"
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
When you said "Beaver sighting", I was confused for a second.....:D
 
When you said "Beaver sighting", I was confused for a second.....:D

You feeling ok? I mean, you can't quite confuse a beaver for a mole, can you? Wait, can you? :confused:
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
You feeling ok? I mean, you can't quite confuse a beaver for a mole, can you? Wait, can you? :confused:

I feel fine, thanks for asking. You do know "beaver sighting" can be taken a couple ways right? :D
 
I feel fine, thanks for asking. You do know "beaver sighting" can be taken a couple ways right? :D

No way! Of all the denizens of Freeones, bodie is the last person I'd ever expect to post a topic with a double meaning! ;)
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
You meant Lions and Tigers, right? Right? :confused:

Or it could be giant, man-eating beavers!!

"Man eating beavers", there's 2 double meaning terms in one thread and post!! :thefinger
 
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