Beard Growers, Inc.

[DJCowboy]

So my roommates and I are doing a beard growing contest to see who can go the longest without shaving and I can get a pretty good beard but I just hate the itchiness and stiffness of the beard. I've tried putting shampoo on it during a shower to make it feel softer but that only helps a little. Anyone know of a way to reduce the itchy and stiff feelings of the beard?

 

[ManifestDestiny]

think ya' could beat this chap:

 

[DJCowboy]

I wish. That would be legendary. But I would just imagine it getting hooked on something or getting caught in a door

 

[ManifestDestiny]

I wish. That would be legendary. But I would just imagine it getting hooked on something or getting caught in a door

how the hell does a freak like that get his nasty ass beard to grow out that far. :eek:

 

[Will E Worm]

Your beard will never be as majestic as mine. :sunny:

If you saw it you would bow down. :bowdown:

 

[GregCentauro]

Don't forget to buy this

 

[Will E Worm]

Don't forget to buy this

I don't need that. Even insects know better than to mess with me and my beard.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You should have entered the competition:

http://whiskerino.org/2009/

I'd do it if I didn't have to look professional semi-regularly.

 

[Will E Worm]

You should have entered the competition:

http://whiskerino.org/2009/

I'd do it if I didn't have to look professional semi-regularly.

You mean comform to the machine. Will E Worm will not do that.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Anyone know of a way to reduce the itchy and stiff feelings of the beard?

Deal with it. That's all you can do.

I've had a beard (most of the time) for the past few years. At first, it suuuuucks because it's so itchy, but you do get used to it. Then, after you shave it off, You Miss it. Be good to your beard. Make it feel loved and make it feel like the only beard that you need in your life.

 

[TheAmazingRed]

I can't grow a proper beard.

So, F you guys!

 

[Will E Worm]

I can't grow a proper beard.

So, F you guys!

Are you a female?

 

[ManifestDestiny]

I can't grow a proper beard.

So, F you guys!

nor can I; the damn thing is too patchy.

 

[GregCentauro]

Are you a female?

I know women who grow spectalucar beards. Ever been to Bulgaria?

 

[Will E Worm]

I know women who grow spectalucar beards. Ever been to Bulgaria?

I'd rather not go.

 

[ManifestDestiny]

I know women who grow spectalucar beards. Ever been to Bulgaria?

when I was in treatment some years back, there was a black hermaphodite (or transexual, I think) he/she, and in fact IT did have a beard, albeit quite small, but a beard nonetheless. :throwup: hormones work wonders.

 

[STDiva]

I'm growing one. Pretty sic. My work is giving me shit though. Fuck them. I just shaved my head too. I look bad ass.

 

[yaheem]

I get a good beard going occasionally. Usually use it to scare little kids, women and old people. Based on others perceptions I look like a terrorist with a beard and a queer without. There is no middle ground, but where I live I'll stick with the beard.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I look mean and vicious when I grow my beard out. So I usually keep it shaved. However, mean looking or not, I will grow it out in the winter and resort to barbaric Russian ways

 

[ThatRedWing]

I usually change mine up every couple of weeks. It always ends up being a full beard in a few days anyways. I have been clean-shaven maybe a total of two months since I was 16. Even when I had jobs that I could not have my beard I always kept the mustache and sideburns. Hell I could go shave right now and have a full beard by Monday morning. I used to let it get kind off bushy until my oldest niece was born. One too many yanks from a baby convinced me to at least keep it somewhat trimmed.