Beach hottie...expert tanner
- Thread starter lurkingdirk
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sweet jesus when will they just let the mummy series die!
Simple test to see if you are too old to be seen on the beach in a bikini:
:sing: Dooo... yooour....
boobs hang low? (yep)
Do they wobble to and fro? (not likely)
Can you tie them in a knot? (aren't they?)
Can you tie them in a bow? :sing: (been there, done that!)
Can you throw them over your shoulder (Finally can't say yes to this one)
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low? :sing: (again, yep)
Results: :eek:
:sing: Dooo... yooour....
boobs hang low? (yep)
Do they wobble to and fro? (not likely)
Can you tie them in a knot? (aren't they?)
Can you tie them in a bow? :sing: (been there, done that!)
Can you throw them over your shoulder (Finally can't say yes to this one)
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low? :sing: (again, yep)
Results: :eek:
She reminds me of a Slim Jim...
She is probably such a nice old woman. She has loved the beach for a long time. I gotta go put some body lotion on...
Mummy 4, Miami!
