Be Honest

[minidog]

be honest boys
http://chrisbrown.cc/wankometer/index.php

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No comment!
but
Spanking the Monkey?! :rofl:

 

[nothingandless]

Your wanking has resulted in:
6188 dead kittens
1683136million unborn ********
18564 used tissues
42.0784kg of spunk
A 1051.96cm wide puddle (2cm deep)
168313.6 calories (or 301 BigMacs)
4.6 weeks of your life spent spanking the monkey
And once every 24 hours these numbers grow...

 

[L3ggy]

2912 dead kittens
792064 million unborn ********
8736 used tissues
19.8016kg of spunk
A 495.04cm wide puddle (2cm deep)
79206.4 calories (or 141 BigMacs)
2.1 weeks of your life spent spanking the monkey

And once every 12. hours these numbers grow...
...


P.S what about u MD?

 

[SWTwo15]

maybe I am dumb...but I dont understand the dead kittens reference. The rest I get. Can anyone explain?

 

[L3ggy]

maybe I am dumb...but I dont understand the dead kittens reference. The rest I get. Can anyone explain?

You ain't alone 'bout that SWT

 

[squallumz]

You ain't alone 'bout that SWT

maybe I am dumb...but I dont understand the dead kittens reference. The rest I get. Can anyone explain?

its this stupid thing ive seen online a million times.

http://www.amyletter.com/weblog/every time you masturbate god ***** a kitten.jpg

its like that peanut butter jelly time banana thing.

 

[L3ggy]

Must.....Stop.....Masturbate.....ughh....*falls dead*

 

[slowhand]

Your wanking has resulted in:

* 1664 dead kittens
* 266240million unborn ********
* 3328 used tissues
* 6.656kg of spunk
* A 166.4cm wide puddle (2cm deep)
* 26624 calories (or 48 BigMacs)
* 1.2 weeks of your life spent spanking the monkey

And once every 21. hours these numbers grow.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I'll never tell.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

its this stupid thing ive seen online a million times.

http://www.amyletter.com/weblog/every time you masturbate god ***** a kitten.jpg

its like that peanut butter jelly time banana thing.

Why does god do that?

 

[Legzman]

its this stupid thing ive seen online a million times.

http://www.amyletter.com/weblog/every time you masturbate god ***** a kitten.jpg

its like that peanut butter jelly time banana thing.

:rofl2: to funny!

 

[squallumz]

Why does god do that?

god wouldnt do that. kittens are the best.

 

[L3ggy]

god wouldnt do that. kittens are the best.

So true.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

god wouldnt do that. kittens are the best.

I didnt thought he would do so! You gave us the link!

 

[bigmac]

* 4784 dead kittens (Dead kittens because?)
* 765440million unborn ******** (Wait a second, I haven't masterbated 765440 million times!)
* 9568 used tissues (ok, so maybe they get kleenex from kittens?)
* 19.136kg of spunk (where am I, Canada? What's the American equation?)
* A 478.4cm wide puddle (2cm deep) - (I'm not cleaning that up)
* 76544 calories (or 137 BigMacs) - (So THAT'S where the special sauce comes from!)
* 3.5 weeks of your life spent spanking the monkey - (Time well spent!)

And once every 42. hours these numbers grow...

 

[jfrogger]

i cant believe

 

[Mad Mordy]

Your wanking has resulted in:

* 1716 dead kittens
* 137280million unborn ********
* 1716 used tissues
* 3.432kg of spunk
* A 85.8cm wide puddle (2cm deep)
* 13728 calories (or 25 BigMacs)
* 1.2 weeks of your life spent spanking the monkey

And once every 56. hours these numbers grow...

:banana:

 

[Clenchinsilence]

"2.1 weeks of your life spent spanking the monkey"

What a great holiday that was, lol

 

[Calm]

2080 dead kittens
565760million unborn ********
6240 used tissues
14.144kg of spunk
A 353.6cm wide puddle (2cm deep)
56576 calories (or 101 BigMacs)
1.5 weeks of your life spent spanking the monkey
And once every 42. hours these numbers grow...