Battle of the Villains!
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darth vader all the way wot a legend
Magneto, but Vader would put up a damn good fight. All vader has to do is throw some force lightning at his ass and it's a wrap. Vader could try a lightsaber throw, but the hilt is made of metal, so magneto would wind up throwing it back. But um yeah, the force is not something to be fucked with. Now that I think about it, it would be a draw. Vader could use force choke on magneto, and magneto could use vader's cybernetics against him.
Jason should have been on this list. he would have put a good fight!
Yeah, Jason would have been a good add but I just made this poll to be funny as I'm sure you're aware by some of my choices lol. But, I really didn't think about it...Magneto vs Darth Vader would be a good fight. I think Magneto would use Darth's cybernetics against him while at the same time Darth would use the force on Magneto resulting in them killing eachother! :eek:
t 1000 all the way
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Darth Vader never really frightened me. I was more fascinated by him than anything else until we learned what a pussy he was as a young guy.
Megatron...hmm...he was too cool in the TV show to be scary. He was decidedly more sinister in the movie.
Skeletor was the only character on He-Man that I would probably have a drink with. Plus, he's mad a couple awesome cameos in Robot Chicken.
Dr Evil was geeky cool IMO.
Earlier incarnations of the Joker had been campy and stupid but the Heath Ledger portrayal was fantastic. But I didn't have any type of abject fear of him.
Stay Puft. Now there is an interesting inclusion. But scary? Not until they made him a giant s'more.
I felt sympathy for Magneto. So fear is right out.
I could usually beat Bowser pretty easily on the original game so I never feared him.
All the villains in the Terminator series were too cool to instill any type of gut wrenching terror for me.
I saw the original Nightmare on Elm Street when I was 14. I was trying like hell to get into this girl's pants (unsuccessfully) when someone decided to throw that into the laser disk player (this was 1985, so that was the height of technology at the time) and I swore off slasher movies ever since. That movie scared the living crap out of me. And that one sequel where Freddy came disguised as the nurse and made out with the kid (Only part of the movie I saw when I realized what was on the tube)? Forget it. Now that I think of that scene it diminishes my fetish for women dressed as nurses.
Megatron...hmm...he was too cool in the TV show to be scary. He was decidedly more sinister in the movie.
Skeletor was the only character on He-Man that I would probably have a drink with. Plus, he's mad a couple awesome cameos in Robot Chicken.
Dr Evil was geeky cool IMO.
Earlier incarnations of the Joker had been campy and stupid but the Heath Ledger portrayal was fantastic. But I didn't have any type of abject fear of him.
Stay Puft. Now there is an interesting inclusion. But scary? Not until they made him a giant s'more.
I felt sympathy for Magneto. So fear is right out.
I could usually beat Bowser pretty easily on the original game so I never feared him.
All the villains in the Terminator series were too cool to instill any type of gut wrenching terror for me.
I saw the original Nightmare on Elm Street when I was 14. I was trying like hell to get into this girl's pants (unsuccessfully) when someone decided to throw that into the laser disk player (this was 1985, so that was the height of technology at the time) and I swore off slasher movies ever since. That movie scared the living crap out of me. And that one sequel where Freddy came disguised as the nurse and made out with the kid (Only part of the movie I saw when I realized what was on the tube)? Forget it. Now that I think of that scene it diminishes my fetish for women dressed as nurses.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Do you mean Caesar Romero from the 60's movie with Adam West or Jack Nicholson in the second Batman movie? I just caught myself. There was a whole series of Batman serials in the 30's and 40's. Which do you mean?
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StormRuller
Nikki Benz: Simply the best #1!!
The Joker... no doubt about it!!
Where the fuck is Sauron in this poll? :dunno:
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Sauron? What's his super power again? Oh yeah, he fucking watches people. Three movies and books about midgets walking someplace when some fruity old sorcerer could have fucking flown them there on giant eagles in about 1/8th the time.
Oh, yeah, he fucking watches people and is the chief Maiar, or servant, of Melkor, who is the Vala, or god, of evil things. By the way, the books you're referring to, presumably the LOTR trilogy, since the only other book of Tolkien's that's been made into a movie is The Hobbit, which is only one book, are about Haflings, otherwise known as Hobbits, which comes from the old English word holbytla, which means little person, and was originally used to name a group of people found in Britain that were short of stature, though they weren't midgets. Also, the fruity old sorcerer that you are referring to is actually a Maiar of Varda, the goddess of the Stars. A Maiar, in non-Andunaic speech, is an angel.
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Wow you must really like that stuff an awful lot. Do you work at Mooby's? Does your girfriend have a pussy gnome? Calm down, Elias.
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