Battery charge dropped in flatulence case

[AFA]

Battery charge dropped in flatulence case

For a while I thought our streets were safe again.

CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- A West Virginia man accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer no longer faces a battery charge.

Jose Cruz says West Virginia police denied his request to use the restroom.

The Kanawha County prosecutor's office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz.

According to a criminal complaint, Cruz ****** gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken to the police station for a Breathalyzer test.

Cruz denies fanning the gas and says that his request to use a restroom when first arriving at the station was denied.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Umm...

Ha...ha...ha HA...HAHA HAH HAHA...ha........HAH HAHAHAAH HAHA HAHAHAAAH HAHAHAHA HAHAH HAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Is that serious?

 

[BlueBalls]

Shall I say it.........

Yeah why not....




........Only In America :hatsoff:

 

[AFA]

Yes, Shirley it's serious, and it stinks if you ask me.

 

[24788]

Cops still wonder why there not respected.

 

[Friday on my mind]

I thought America needed gas!!!! Damn enviormental cops!:1orglaugh

 

[don_equis]

Wow you can't even pass gas without being charged, what is this country turning into. Soon there will be "NO FARTING IN PUBLIC" signs.

 

[TallCowboy]

would that be ASSault?

 

[Friday on my mind]

Almost forgot about the classic Monty Python clip on the subject.

"I fart in your general direction..." :1orglaugh


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[Becks...poamr]

Men are weird.

 

[maildude]

Hahahah!!! That was a funny story! Though farting can be deadly in the wrong hands.

 

[tunsty]

It was a... (wait for it)



Trumped up charge.





:hatsoff: