Bark Translator For Dogs...

[ChefChiTown]

Developed by Takara Tomy, a Japanese toy company, this little gadget is supposed to translate your dog's feelings into words you can understand (while making your dog look like something out of a sci-fi movie). The gadget can tell you if your dog is sad, joyful, alert to danger, needy, happy or frustrated.

The £129 ($215) gadget can be placed on the dog's collar and includes a receiver which would translate the dogs' barks. The translated bark is displayed on the receiver which also plays in audio phrases like 'I feel sad' or 'Leave me alone', the toy will hit the Japanese market on August 27th.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/bark_translator_tells_what_you.php

I hope that one of the translations is "stop making me lick peanut butter off of your nutsack"...

 

[Namreg]

if you can't figure out why your dog is barking, then you shouldn't have one.

on the other hand, this is made by a japanese company... there must be some perverted angle to it.

 

[Legzman]

I hope that one of the translations is "stop making me lick peanut butter off of your nutsack"...

on the other hand, this is made by a japanese company... there must be some perverted angle to it.

Sounds about right

 

[24788]

Lol, legzman. Hating on the Japanese people.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Dogs bark for three reasons.
1. They see other dogs.
2. They see people.
3. They need go outside to take care of business.

Figure it out on your own! Now, if this machine was able to tell you why your girlfriend was upset, then we'd have something. The possible reasons for that are limitless. What did I do to fuck up today?

 

[Ace Bandage]

If I could dropkick a double post, I would!

 

[Skyraider22]

Huh,could be useful

 

[europorn]

Dogs bark for three reasons.
1. They see other dogs.
2. They see people.
3. They need go outside to take care of business.

Figure it out on your own! Now, if this machine was able to tell you why your girlfriend was upset, then we'd have something. The possible reasons for that are limitless. What did I do to fuck up today?

I approve this message 100% !!

 

[gunslingingbird]

What if my dog wants to discuss philosophy with me? Will this device act as an interpreter? She's really smart, you know. :dunno:

 

[tartanterrier]

What if a French dog barked French bark and a Russian dog barked
Russian bark :dunno:

Wouldn't that just make it all shit