She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Well, I see you've got a husband now
Did he leave your pretty fingers lying in the wedding cake
You used to hold him right in your hand
Ah, but he took all that he could take
I know it's from the musical "Hair"
so I'll say Hair?
I'm crazy as a loon
'cause I get stoned in the morning,
I get drunk in the afternoon.
Kinda like my old blue tick hound
I like to lay around in the shade.
I likes a wax, I likes a straight
I don't like the kind of hair you love to hate
I can dig it dread, I can dig it buzzed
I can dig a 'do' that does the fuzz
Will you meet me in the middle, will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little, just enough to show you care?
Well I tried to fake it, I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
Led Zeppelin-The Girl I Love She Got Long Black Wavy Hair
I even tried that 9 to 5 scene,
I told myself that it was all a bad dream
I found a band and some good songs to play,
and now I party all night, I sleep all day
At night, The wishful goddess
At night, She'll wish the hardest
On Sight, The disco goddess
At night, The itch so modest.............ya got me, I'm spent