Try this one:
"My neighbor took his 8-year-old *** to a *** show. I promise not to take an Uzi to his funeral."
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Not quite the same. This guy was an idiot to let his 8 year old shoot an UZI. That is simply an example of bad parenting. I think adults should be allowed to possess guns if they wish to do so. However, we should make it ******* for idiots to conceive ****.