Now that it's (almost) over, it's time to bitch about those aspects of Christmas that **** you off or disappoint you every year. C'mon, everybody has a few. Here's mine:
1. People using this one day as an excuse to be assholes the rest of the year.
2. Shirttail relatives who come for the holidays and pretend to be interested in what's going on in your life- when really, you see them once a year and they're just there for the free ***** and gift exchange.
3. Fruitcake, Valcencia oranges, $10 gift cards, and other gifts that say "I'm a cheapskate and I really don't know you, so here's this piece of ****."
4. Bums dressed as Santa.
5. ***** molesters dressed as Santa. Eww.
6. Anti-Christmas people using this one day as an excuse to be even bigger assholes than they are the rest of the year (reference #1).
7. Etc.
What's yours?
1. People using this one day as an excuse to be assholes the rest of the year.
2. Shirttail relatives who come for the holidays and pretend to be interested in what's going on in your life- when really, you see them once a year and they're just there for the free ***** and gift exchange.
3. Fruitcake, Valcencia oranges, $10 gift cards, and other gifts that say "I'm a cheapskate and I really don't know you, so here's this piece of ****."
4. Bums dressed as Santa.
5. ***** molesters dressed as Santa. Eww.
6. Anti-Christmas people using this one day as an excuse to be even bigger assholes than they are the rest of the year (reference #1).
7. Etc.
What's yours?
