Bad birthday

If I was that girl, I'd be glad I was adopted. Seriously, did you see that hideous cake? If I was genetically related to people who thought that handing out cakes like that was acceptable, I'd fucking **** myself.
 
What the fuck is that? Is there a face on the cake?!?
 
Professionals say it's better to tell a ***** when they're young.

I know I'm not adopted. Too much ****** resemblence. I should bore you all with the details sometime.
 
Touch luck kiddo.
 
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