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Bacon shortage?

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Good thing that I don't like bacon.
 
Oh, shit! It's time to hit the "Panic" button! :eek:
 
Somewhere, Spexy is curled up in the fetal position on the floor, softly babbling things to herself as she weeps. :drama:
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
It is the revenge of BaconSalt, I tell you! He has come to haunt us! Next it will be salt! SALT!
They Days of End are upon us! Hide your children, kill and eat your neighbors! I hear that, if you cook them just right, they taste like bacon.
 

SpexyAshleigh

Official Checked Star Member
I buy straight off an organic farm, and I'm probably one of their best bacon customers....I should be good, no? Maybe I should give them a call and see if they can gimme all they have so I can freeze it....
 
It is the revenge of BaconSalt, I tell you! He has come to haunt us! Next it will be salt! SALT!
They Days of End are upon us! Hide your children, kill and eat your neighbors! I hear that, if you cook them just right, they taste like bacon.

Salt! Salt! Salt!

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Yeah there's always a shortage in the force. What with all the cutbacks and what have you. There's hardly any officers on the streets as it is.
 
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