It is the revenge of BaconSalt, I tell you! He has come to haunt us! Next it will be salt! SALT!
They Days of End are upon us! Hide your children, kill and eat your neighbors! I hear that, if you cook them just right, they taste like bacon.
Salt! Salt! Salt!
Did we ever decide who's fault it is? Because definitely not my own damn fault. :hybrid:
I just went out and bought four hundred pounds of bacon. I should be good until...November.
Have you ever had bacon jerky?