Awesome goodbye letter!

Aside from being able to conceal the "aroma" and subsequent "calming" effect of an eighth in a pot of spaghetti...It's always nice when someone does something stupid and illegal to have them confess to every element of the crime in a written letter.:bs:
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Looks made up.

All you would need as evidence would be an email like that to send someone away for a long time. ;)
 

Spleen

Banned?
That's awesome. I really hope it's real.

Petty? Fuck no.
 

Spleen

Banned?
Looks made up.

All you would need as evidence would be an email like that to send someone away for a long time. ;)

You must be joking. You think the police are going to give a shit? :rolleyes:
 

Spleen

Banned?
A lawyer will. ;)

Slipping drugs to someone unknowingly is a major crime.

Just having drugs is illegal. Unless that law has been repealed.

You must live on a different planet to us. The justice system doesn't work that well on Earth.
 
It might be fake, but it's damn funny. Have to keep it on reserve and put it to good use if the opportunity ever arises (which I hope doesn't).
 
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