August 23

[GeseppEisonhawk]

le'me get this straight, on this strictly focal date 4ever: Tiger Woods' divorced, Kobe Bryant's birthday + anniversay H'cane Katrina's hmmm awe :glugglug:the folklore of it all... ******* of invention beam me up

 

[Mayhem]

It's Kobe Bryants' birthday? ****! I gotta get ***** now!!:glugglug::nanner:

 

[DJCowboy]

I don't think Tiger is divorced... Hurricane Katrina was just propaganda to get more people to support the Saints, Kobe Bryant is a robot sent from the future to show husbands how to properly handle **** accusations and yet, keep your wife.

 

[GeseppEisonhawk]

...then again you're on oceanic flight 815; hmmmmm sure o.k. right on as you were

 

[STDiva]

Fuckin right it's Kobe's birthday.

 

[STDiva]

Fuckin right it's Kobe's birthday.

 

[Member442]

I love cool and the gang. Its Monday also woohoo.

 

[meesterperfect]

theres gotta be a "today in history" thread here somewhere.
I searched for it but all i got was "what hand do you masturbate with?"

 

[Ace Bandage]

Tiger's divorce.

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What did we learn from this? If you're going to cheat on your wife, you need to smart about it. You have a billion fuckin' dollars. Get a pay as you go phone. Hide it from your wife. Use it to contact your sluts. Leave no evidence: pay with cash, don't take any pictures, no video, deny, deny, deny. Follow these rules and then you can have a successful affair.