Attention delivery guys

[JADick]

ok I wanna know is the any delivery guys on this board that have ever been seduced by a customer?

 

[BigHurt35]

Heffernan. Paging, Doug Heffernan.

 

[Legzman]

I deliver furniture and most of my customers would have an impossible time seducing me. Others I fuck them 20 times as soon as I walk through the door. They just don't know it.

 

[Artimus]

ok I wanna know is the any delivery guys on this board that have ever been seduced by a customer?

Pretty sure this only happens in porn movies.

Besides is any lay really worth risking your job for?

 

[mrtrebus]

ok I wanna know is the any delivery guys on this board that have ever been seduced by a customer?

Delivery guys don't get seduced by customers, because they steal the goods long before they ever think about going near one of their customers, the wankers!!!

 

[Embryoyo]

I've gotten some pretty large tips ($50 +) from ***** people when I delivered pizza, but never any sexual advances.

 

[ChefChiTown]

ok I wanna know is the any delivery guys on this board that have ever been seduced by a customer?

I actually had sex with my mail carrier today. And, in case you were wondering, yes...he was very gentle. It was almost as if he had a lot of experience handling packages.

:laugh track:

 

[hedonis]

I had two propositions while I was a cop- does that count?

H

 

[Kil4Thril]

I got hit up once by an older (dare I say MILF) when I did home audio installations. That's as close as I've had to being a delivery guy, though.

 

[girk1]

ok I wanna know is the any delivery guys on this board that have ever been seduced by a customer?

I worked delivery(****/beverage & food service) when I was younger ,for about three years, & I actually found it a wonderful way to meet women (although it was hard work).

Two short term relationships & another whom I really adored, I regrettably couldn't close the deal on, but we did go out a couple times.

Nothing unusual about a young man meeting women out on the route & occasional flirting.

 

[Legzman]

is any lay really worth risking your job for?

yes

Nothing unusual about a young man meeting women out on the route & occasional flirting.

nothing wrong with it at all!

 

[JADick]

I've gotten some pretty large tips ($50 +) from ***** people when I delivered pizza, but never any sexual advances.

nice! some ***** people can be funny

 

[Spleen]

A friend of mine once worked for a pizza delivery company, he said he had sex with two customers in the whole 7 months he worked there. I believe him because he doesn't seem like the lying type.

Oh, and get this, one of the women who fucked him also paid for the damn pizza! What a noooob!

 

[BlueBalls]

I was seduced by Mr O'Donald, he did terrible things to me......


And I loved it :thumbsup:

 

[broderic_randal]

ok I wanna know is the any delivery guys on this board that have ever been seduced by a customer?

this doesnt happen in real life, only in porn videos

 

[Hypergalaxy]

A friend of mine once worked for a pizza delivery company, he said he had sex with two customers in the whole 7 months he worked there. I believe him because he doesn't seem like the lying type.

Oh, and get this, one of the women who fucked him also paid for the damn pizza! What a noooob!

haha Yea wtf?? If I were him I would have at least said dont worry about it

 

[Spleen]

^ I dunno, I think her paying makes the whole thing even more legendary.

this doesnt happen in real life, only in porn videos

What makes you so certain? Just because it's never happened to you.

 

[girk1]

this doesnt happen in real life, only in porn videos

Happens all the time dude. I have had two relationships with women I met out on routes(I didn't screw them at the business while on duty) & had a co worker who use to wonder the possibilities if he wasn't married.

Actually being a delivery driver(especially **** which I did once) you meet a lot of women who work at these restaurants,clubs,convenience & grocery stores. I also did Foodservice deliverng to malls ,hospitals & restaurants mostly & it's the same. A great oppurtunity to meet women.

 

[Will E Worm]

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[thanksimout]

Yes but she was senile so I took a pass.