At What Distance can you Spot a Hot Body or Pretty Face?

[zdenka]

I don't know about you guys, but I seem to have this uncanny ability to pick out girls with HOT Bodies at more than 300 feet (100m) away. Call it instinct because it takes me less than a second to do so. Pretty face, I can easily spot at 100 feet (30m), without even looking at their eyes, nose, mouth. I just know they're pretty.

It's strange to describe, but when I walk up close to chat with them it seems to confirm my initial thoughts. :dunno:

 

[squallumz]

28 fathoms

 

[Harley Spencer]

The reason you can detect whether a girl has a good body or not from so far away has a little something to do with the way they walk.

 

[zdenka]

The reason you can detect whether a girl has a good body or not from so far away has a little something to do with the way they walk.

hmmmmm.. Harley, I think I know what you mean although I can't explain it in words!! :1orglaugh Can you please elaborate on what you consider a 'hot body' walk and how it's different to the walking of an average girl? Thanks babe!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Depends which binoculars I have on me.
BTW Blueballs, you need to dust those cobwebs out of the corners of your bedroom cieling.

 

[squallumz]

53 nautical miles

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

Heh, now that you've posted that here I bet the next hot chick you spot miles away will be a dude.

 

[squallumz]

2.765 light years.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

2.765 light years.

So you can sense hot asses from nearly two-thirds a parsec away eh? Quite impressive. I can only sense them from about 100 ft. Seems I need to step my game up.

 

[zdenka]

Heh, now that you've posted that here I bet the next hot chick you spot miles away will be a dude.

Holy, I did spoke too soon! You jinxed me, ya big dick bastard!!! :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

Square root of pi.


Wat?

 

[squallumz]

about 4 furlongs.

 

[STDiva]

Over 9000

 

[zdenka]

about 4 furlongs.

Cool

 

[squallumz]

5236 cubits

 

[BlueBalls]

It's all about energies mah brotha', she be doin' her thang and I be doin' mine. Eyes have no business playin' on that court, yo. It's about that tingle ya get at the heart of yur balls that tells ya wussup.

BTW Blueballs, you need to dust those cobwebs out of the corners of your bedroom cieling.

Yeah, yeah. I got your note.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

I just measured the distance from my face to my computer screen.

37 inches.