The very reason why Lurking Dirk will always remain in his bedroom with
an electronic tag
:nono:
I'm allowed in the kitchen and bathroom, too.
Okay, you're allowed into the bathroom too, now stop pooping and peeing out of your bedroom window!
Fuck that. That's just a creature comfort.
Don't deny me everything fun!
I love how he just has a Spy Kids poster behind him.
:1orglaugh