Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

[mrtrebus]

Need Wednesday's winning Texas lotto numbers. Send them to me private please! Thanks!

I could tell you. I really could. But I feel, & please don't take offence at this, that winning the lotto would change you & not in a good way. You will be rich but become a much nastier person, you may not mean to but I have seen it happen far too many times to allow it to happen once more. So, for your ******'s sake, I refuse to assist you. Be happy with what you have, you are already a rich man. & I mean that most sincerely folks.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Jack the Ripper or Sweeney Todd?

 

[mrtrebus]

Jack the Ripper or Sweeney Todd?

Jack, Todd wasn't real.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Your ass, or a hole in the ground?

 

[mrtrebus]

Will I ever find true love?

Nope. Sorry sir, you must resign yourself to a life of very occasional loveless, joyless sex with women who will never respect you who will never want to be with you who will only use you. You will die alone in this cold godless universe. & will probably be ****** as you enter oblivion. But no one will see your tears.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

What's the deal with those creepy looking puppets?

 

[on]

Who or what is baconsalt? It seems everybody knows all about baconsalt?

 

[sporty_carr]

What's the deal with those creepy looking puppets?

They aren't puppets. They're deformed ******** you insensitive bastard.

 

[mrtrebus]

Will you be making a companion thread, "Tell mrtrebus anything ya want?" because I have several things I need to tell you.


Also, if Rome wasn't built in a day, then how long did it take?

No.

2 days.

OK, did you ever meet him or her or it ??
and who is your favorite pornstar ??

Don't have a favourite.

Your ass, or a hole in the ground?

 

[question]

What do you like most about Scotland?

 

[on]

are any Al Queda plans going to be disrupted by the second wave of British Airways strikes?

 

[bean-Laden]

Do you think Obama will catch Osama?

 

[Ravenholm]

Do you know where Jack The Ripper is buried?.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

Have you ever sucked dick for ****?

 

[bean-Laden]

Will E Worm has instructed me to read an Authorized King James Bible. Do you think this would be a good use of my time? :dunno:

Have you read the Bible?

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

They aren't puppets. They're deformed ******** you insensitive bastard.

Who the fuck asked you anything sporty_spice!

 

[lurkingdirk]

When was the last time you were naked outside?

 

[on]

Is there a cheese so matured that it will never melt? (even in a nuclear explosion)

 

[bean-Laden]

Do you think humans can save the planet from global warming?

 

[mr google]

They say everybody has a price. How much £ would it cost to make you a porn stud?