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Is Orville and cuddles a result of a very illicit affair you had with a giant green parrot and a monkey some years ago? If not how were they placed in your care?
 
What I'm saying now is a lie. Is that true ?
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?.
 
can you help me with this? my hooker told me it and I couldnt figure it out and theres no way she is smarter than me :mad::mad::mad:

Three men walk inside a hotel and decide to stay for the night. They pay the price of $30 by splitting it so they each pay $10. They go up their room, but then the manager realizes that the price that night is $25 dollars so he sends $5 dollars up with the bell boy. The bellboy realizes that $5 can't be split by 3 so he pockets $2 and gives the men $1 each. But if you calculate it, the 3 men each payed $9, and 9 times 3 is 27, then add the $2 from the bellboy you got $29. Where did the last $1 go?

she tried to tell me she use to be a math teacher but wasnt making a enough lol go figure.

Is he serious ? Why adding the 2 from the bellboy's pocket ?
 

mr google

Banned
What do you think Will e Worm did on his short holiday? :georges:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Why does every fog back I've ever encountered insist on mispronouncing the word aluminum (Aa-loom-in-umm)?

Why can't I stop watching Top Gear?
 
@mrtrebus,

when the council came to take away that tree in your backyard, the dead one supported by old doors, prams, bits of random wood and carrier bags - did you consciously let it die by the overdose of hoard-based clutter, was it dead anyway (and you just wanted to keep it upright) or was it merely a hoarded, dead tree you'd found on your travels?
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Need Wednesday's winning Texas lotto numbers. Send them to me private please! Thanks!
 
Re: Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

Why hasn't my order arrived yet ? ! :mad:
You know full well that you are not allowed to own any beasts. Do you really want me to divulge the reasons? Really?

What I'm saying now is a lie. Is that true ?
Yes.

Can a vampire get AIDS?
A vampire can contract HIV if it dines on the blood of someone with that condition. However, due to a vampires unique biology it will not develop into AIDS. Of course as you have probably already realised, the cure for AIDS lies in developing a serum from this infected vampire blood. However, you try telling that to the World Health Organisation! You'll be laughed out of the room. . .as I was. :(

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?.
As much as it bloody well wanted to thank you very much!

What do you think Will e Worm did on his short holiday? :georges:
I have absolutely zero interest in this matter. Sorry.
 
Why does every fog back I've ever encountered insist on mispronouncing the word aluminum (Aa-loom-in-umm)?

Why can't I stop watching Top Gear?
fog back?!?

Because its the best programme. . .in the world.


What will you name johnny's doggy?
I shall call in Johnny's Doggy

@mrtrebus,

when the council came to take away that tree in your backyard, the dead one supported by old doors, prams, bits of random wood and carrier bags - did you consciously let it die by the overdose of hoard-based clutter, was it dead anyway (and you just wanted to keep it upright) or was it merely a hoarded, dead tree you'd found on your travels?
Er, the last one? :dunno:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Yes fog backs. Mexicans are called........um.......something disparaging. Canadians are frost backs and now I am calling the British "fog backs."
 
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