Insolent nipples.
Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want
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Wow, I would have thought superfluous.
Mr Tree Bus,
When is that naughty volcano going to stop spurting magma endlessley into the air.
I cant watch the news anymore as it turns me on too much.
Miss L
When is that naughty volcano going to stop spurting magma endlessley into the air.
I cant watch the news anymore as it turns me on too much.
Miss L
Not sure. But Eyjafjallajökull erupted last in 1821, there was a continual series of eruptions of varying power until 1823! So looks like you are going to be set to ON for some time to cum!
& of course one must not ignore the rather arduous task of destroying the man eating giant ferocious flame sperm (imagine a bipedal red hot crimson tadpole with a mouth like a great white, about the same size as a central London fashion magazine office photocopier) that have been ejaculated forth from the rugged maw of mighty Eyjafjallajökull. . .all hail him!
:bowdown:
Has the eruption stopped?
Is the volcanic eruptions manifestations of your dire constipation? You are a walking time bomb. I would take care of this constipation if I were you. Or be prepared for more volcanic eruptions.
How are you today,Mr Trebus ?
it would seem that all the human sacrifices perpetrated by the peoples of Caledonia have yet to fully appease Eljikyuiijoiuhgyuyugtfttfydftrftiiiihytgkyl
Of course not! How would that be possible? Lets say I was constipated, how on earth would the volcanic eruptions be manifestations of it?
A little tipsy my friend.
No thanks.
I'm not into that anymore.
When will she blow again?
Can I book a flight now?
Can I book a flight now?
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
How can you have 110%???
Of course not! How would that be possible? Lets say I was constipated, how on earth would the volcanic eruptions be manifestations of it?
Aha! Who is asking who now!? :tongue:
Because apparently you are not doing anything about your constipation, therefore, it had enough and because of the negative shit-waves it caused volcanoes to erupt violently. The longer you wait to do something about your constipation the worst it will be when you finally let it all out.
Why don't you do anything about your constipation?
Also, have you changed your mind, will you watch White Out with me some time this week?
Why what?
mrtrebus, who is your favourite porn star and who is your favourite glamour model?
What are these hooks for?
Miss L
Miss L
What are these hooks for?
Miss L
Don't be fooled. Without sharp ends, those hooks aren't for hanging meat of any kind.
I'm going to guess they're shaped to go under Miss Hybrid's armpits while i give her the greatest pleasure she's ever known. From multiple directions.
What do you think, chuffer?
At 11 minutes past Thursday.
Go for it, you won't be going anyway but what the hell!
How can you have 110%???
100% + 10% = 110%
I am not constipated. Therefore I cannot do anything about being constipated as I am not constipated therefore I cannot do anything about being constipated as I am not constipated therefore I cannot do anything about being constipated as I am not constipated therefore I cannot do anything about being constipated as I am not constipated therefore I cannot do anything about being constipated as I am not constipated. . .
I cannot watch White Out, with you or anyone else. . .due to my constipation.
That is the question I would ask myself, the ultimate question. . .WHY?
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