Ask a Stupid Person...

[pastyphil]

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

 

[Dawn]

Doesn`t heroes have a second e in it??

Heeros?

T'was a typo - i can't spell!

 

[pastyphil]

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

 

[thanksimout]

If someone is giving an answer to one of the questions in this thread, does that make him stupid?

Yes, that's the fun of it.

 

[thanksimout]

Where do shadows go when the lights come on??

I used to think they went in my soul but since I sold that years ago I have no idea.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

If god can do anything, can s/he make a rock so big that even s/he can't pick it up?

 

[pastyphil]

Did Noah keep his bees in an archive?

 

[hiropro]

Did Noah keep his bees in an archive?

:rofl:

 

[hiropro]

Why is it when you ring a wrong number,someone always answers it.

 

[BlueBalls]

Why is it when you ring a wrong number,someone always answers it.

Thats me. Hi :wave:. I got the job about 20 years ago, and up until now its going well.

Anyway nice to talk to you again :hatsoff:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Will I ever have sex again? ...with a woman?

 

[hiropro]

Thats me. Hi :wave:. I got the job about 20 years ago, and up until now its going well.

Anyway nice to talk to you again :hatsoff:

It`s a pleasure to finally put a name to you.Next time i call, i`ll know what name to call you by.


:hatsoff:

 

[Analingus]

Will I ever have sex again? ...with a woman?

Not if you keep watching wrestling. that is why they created spoilers.

 

[pastyphil]

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

 

[Baill Inneraora]

If someone shoots a load of spooge off of their balcony if the temps are in the single digits, will the spooge freeze in mid air before it lands on the ground?

Depends on how high the balcony is.

 

[BlueBalls]

When a man loves a woman, can he do no wrong?

Would it be an adequate defense in court to say:
You -'You honour I ****** him yes I toally admit that, but I madly in love with my woman.'
Judge - 'Case dismissed' :BANG:

 

[titsrock]

Why do car salesman prop open the hoods of cars they are selling? Do they really think people will be walking by the lot and say, "Ohh, look honey, a 6 cylinder engine! And look at that window washer fluid resevoir. So nicely positioned. What a great layout..."

 

[pastyphil]

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

 

[sherri]

Does anyone know Victoria's Secret??? :dunno:

 

[costporsche]

Her catalogue is white since she uses cum for paint.