vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Get out ya twunt.
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Get out ya twunt.
I know it was addressed some time ago in the thread, but why the shit teeth, or is that just a myth? Shit, we have braces on this side, but I didn't even need 'em; my teeth have been pretty much perfect since birth, I'm proud to say. 
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I know it was addressed some time ago in the thread, but why the shit teeth, or is that just a myth? Shit, we have braces on this side, but I didn't even need 'em; my teeth have been pretty much perfect since birth, I'm proud to say.
I'll give you shit teeth, FUCKING C'MERE!
*cogh*not all stereotypes about the Brits are accurate*cough*
roronoa3000
Banned
Where is King Arthur?
larss
I'm watching some specialist videos
He is asleep under a mound in Wessex with his knights waiting for a time to rise again and defend the land against invaders.
Mind you, I think he might've forgotten to wind his alarm clock as he seems to have missed a couple of good opportunities.
Tommy Cooper: 'King Arthur's Close'
Taxi Driver: 'Don't worry guv, we'll lose him at the next set of lights..'
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
What's a British person? Is it like an Amish person?
roronoa3000
Banned
Why stay on a small island? Why not move to the mainland?
Mark my words, you guys will become the next Atlantis soon enough.
Mark my words, you guys will become the next Atlantis soon enough.
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
What do you consider your country's greatest loss (aside from and to the U.S.A.)?
BioDefenseGrad
Banned
Why are British women such slags?
larss
I'm watching some specialist videos
because they are trying to imitate their American counterparts.
larss
I'm watching some specialist videos
My hair :crying:
We like a small island, it makes it a bit like playing king of the hill. Generally we pack off all the losers in ships, something we started doing in 1620.
Oddly enough, standing back and taking a general view of the world stage, you guys appear to be sinking pretty rapidly.
See you at the bottom
Never has such a huge civilisation, been so lost.BioDefenseGrad
Banned
You're the folks who brought us Maxim and Katie Price.
Plus half the time there's a 10 man gangbang with fat old dudes, it's some British chick getting banged. Eastern Europeans and women from poor Asian countries kind of get a pass, but why British chicks?
Seems like they like getting degraded. I see it on vacation too. Notorious slags.:1orglaugh
larss
I'm watching some specialist videos
Jerry Springer - need I say more?
:dito: :glugglug:
BioDefenseGrad
Banned
That's our fattest, sloppiest women plus almost all of that is scripted sometimes with actors. They aren't hot women being paid to get jizzed on by 10 different guys.
I must be getting at a nerve because Jerry Springer is a pretty weak comparison.
BioDefenseGrad
Banned
How about the Jeremy Kyle show? That's worse than Springer. Plenty of "Chavs" there too and slags and black trash.
larss
I'm watching some specialist videos
Going back to your original question.
They aren't. It is just what you choose to see, which is really the point that I was trying to make.
As with any country, there are some.
The question is a bit like asking "Why are American women so fat?"
It's is not a truism any more than what you asked, so there really isn't an answer as the question is flawed in the first place :hatsoff: .