i saw this in a movie, so it has to work, tell her you think you're gay and have never been attracted to a women until her so she needs to have sex with you to cure your gayness
That's worked for me on more than one occasion
i saw this in a movie, so it has to work, tell her you think you're gay and have never been attracted to a women until her so she needs to have sex with you to cure your gayness
heres the step by step guide to having sex with a Christian...trust me, it actually works!!!
1. Ask her out on a date.
2. After dating for a while and having met the parent, give it some time and ask her to marry you.
3. After the wedding on your honeymoon she will definitly have a headache! Don't worry. This is normal.
4. Her headache will continue after the honeymoon. Later, it will be replaced by a stomach virus, a back ache, the sniffles, the flu, and something known as justfuckinggoaway.
5. Her illness will be replaced with comments such as "Is that all you think about?" and "I've been working all day. I'm too tired." She will also occasionally shower you with such nonsense as "What would jesus do?" and "No matter what, jesus still loves us."
6. The two of you will slowly drift apart, in not only a mental sense, but in a literal sense - within the fifth year, you will be sleeping on the sofa. She will "accidentally" leave her FaceBook page open for you to find, where you will find her profile full of Bible passages, as well as almost daily asks for prayers to help her get out of the hell she calls life.
7. On days she is particularly tired, you will end up taking the kids to their soccer kids (the fact that you have kids without sex has eluded you a long time ago - your brain has sunk to such into such a sexually deprived state of darkness, you no longer have the power to even think about it.).
At the soccer game, you will run into a mom, long deprived of sex herself from her "married to his career" husband - the woman will find your accent somewhat sexy.
Three weeks later, you will be nailing her in the back of the minivan.
It takes patience, but this will work eventually!
hahah, ok ok I knew this would come off pretty weird, but I was just shocked when she said she really was a christian. most people over here are baptised, but most of them don't even think about it a second. to meet a young person who actually pray, go to church, and believe in god kinda blew me away, and I have no idea how to act.
anyway, thanks for the good jokes, I think I'll just ignore the religion part and try my luck.
later.
Haha, why wouldn't I wanna get in her pants? She should know.
What I'm wondering if is girls like this engage in pre-marital or not.