As far as dating, what are your "nopes?"

[Harley Spencer]

Huh. "Stoving" as an injury? I don't know that term. Don't think it's used around here. What kind of injury is that?

It's... hard to explain. I guess the best way to explain it is that it's basically when your tendon is torn. Or something like that. I'm not really sure what my diagnosis would have been because I went to the doctor to get it checked out and they said they couldn't tell exactly what it was, so they'd need to do an x-ray but my family was (and still is) poor as shit so they never took me back to the doctor to get an x-ray. I had to keep wrapping it myself with gauze and all the kids at school made fun of me for my homemade cast. It took about 2 weeks to get back to normal, was all swollen and bruised, couldn't move it. Stupid asshole kicked my hand instead of the ball. Gggrrrr. Now I can't crack my thumb because of him

 

[gunslingingbird]

Re: As far as dating, what are your "nopes?"

Had an Arrogant Bastard Ale at the Texas RenFest a couple of years ago. Holy Bucket of Rust, Batman, that shit will rape your tongue.

:1orglaugh That put some hair on your chest, didn't it boy?

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Had an Arrogant Bastard Ale at the Texas RenFest a couple of years ago. Holy Bucket of Rust, Batman, that shit will rape your tongue.

:1orglaugh That put some hair on your chest, didn't it boy?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

It's... hard to explain. I guess the best way to explain it is that it's basically when your tendon is torn. Or something like that. I'm not really sure what my diagnosis would have been because I went to the doctor to get it checked out and they said they couldn't tell exactly what it was, so they'd need to do an x-ray but my family was (and still is) poor as shit so they never took me back to the doctor to get an x-ray. I had to keep wrapping it myself with gauze and all the kids at school made fun of me for my homemade cast. It took about 2 weeks to get back to normal, was all swollen and bruised, couldn't move it. Stupid asshole kicked my hand instead of the ball. Gggrrrr. Now I can't crack my thumb because of him

Ouch. That stinks. I had a guy fracture one of my fingers once by kicking it, but that was intentional on his part. No sports involved.

Also, that stinks regarding the x-ray. I think, being Canadian, I tend to take the idea of (relatively) free and accessible health care for granted. I really hope Obamacare works well enough and comes through for you guys... or if it doesn't, it gets replaced by something that does. Denying someone basic health care due to financial reasons, it just doesn't seem right.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I like Arrogant Bastard Ale. It's like Guinness but more Guinnessy.

 

[xfire]

Re: As far as dating, what are your "nopes?"

:1orglaugh That put some hair on your chest, didn't it boy?

I had to shave my tongue for six months.

Ooof. That sounds like no fun. I've never broken anything (I don't think anyway), the closest I've come is what I think was stoving my finger when I was.... also 16 I believe. Maybe 15. Same difference. This kid in my gym class kicked my thumb during soccer. I was the goalie (I like being goalie, I hate sports, but being goalie I can handle) and when the ball was in the goal post, I bent to pick it up to throw it back out and this dumbass decided to kick the ball while my hands were around the ball, stoving the fuck out of my thumb. Ever since then, I have the hardest time cracking that thumb... maybe once or twice a year I can crack it, but other than that it's just really uncomfortable to try to crack.

When I was in seventh grade a guy elbowed me right in the mouth fighting for a rebound under the basket. I had to get four stitches, two on the outside and two on the inside right above my lip. I paid him back later.

I broke my ankle in the dojang. I was a blue belt at the time and I had been out for a couple of weeks sick with the flu. When I came back I was warming up with the rest of my class, there were like four or five of us, and the blue belt form has a butterfly kick right in the middle of it. Two, actually, and when I went up I landed on the blade of my foot and rolled my ankle snapping that bastard like a toothpick. One thing about martial arts, Taekwondo in particular, if you don't practice religiously you lose it fast.

 

[AndiLand]

This question is more difficult than I thought! I guess my biggest "nope" would be someone who doesn't have their shit together AT ALL financially.... I don't care how much money someone makes or what exactly it is they do for a living, as long as they're self-sufficient enough to take care of themselves and pay their own bills. I don't see anything wrong with that, because on the flip side, I'd never expect - or feel comfortable with - someone paying my way through life either.

Gotta admit, I was a little surprised at some of the comments in this thread - didn't realize minor details like taste in music were deal breakers for some people.... I think little differences like that keep things interesting, plus I've discovered some great music thanks to guys I've dated in the past. I do enjoy almost every type of music though, so maybe I'm biased there. :dunno:

I'd also like to take this opportunity to confess that I too am a compulsive knuckle cracker. (and toes, elbows, knees, neck, whatever!) Good to know that I'm in good company with a couple other OCSM's on that one! Lol

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I don't wanna date a gal who farts more often or has worse wet dairy & egg flutter farts than I do.

"Can't blame everything on Bush, Hugo."

 

[Petra]

oooh, I'll bring the comic books!

I've got My Little Pony the RPG.

 

[bobjustbob]

No bigots.

I can't date someone that hates gay people or POC.

I don't see myself with any Republicans either, but who knows

Found a woman from a match site. We did the E-mails and phone chats. Pleasant woman. First date was Christmas shopping and lunch. All seemed fine till lunch. She is telling me about her home life. It was a nice rural community until ni**ers moved down the block. She and her ex-husband can't stand ni**ers. She went on and on about this loud enough for others to hear. She never knew that just ended an 8 month relationship with a black woman and my dear departed was Guatemalan.

And as far as Republicans go, Vodkavictim still loves me despite our differences.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I think, being Canadian, I tend to take the idea of (relatively) free and accessible health care for granted.

And I thought you were cool. Hell, I'd even begun to like you...


I broke a rib while I was playing rugby about 5 weeks ago. Well, at least based on the symptoms I think I broke my rib, but I didn't get it looked at by a doctor because, even though I'm on the union's health plan it's too expensive to get medical care. The first $250 dollars of any medical care I get come out of my pocket, and then it's 20%/80% if I go to a PPO, or 50%/50% with an HMO. Emergency room visits are usually HMOs, so I would have had to pay for half of whatever X-rays and such they would've done to me.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to confess that I too am a compulsive knuckle cracker. (and toes, elbows, knees, neck, whatever!) Good to know that I'm in good company with a couple other OCSM's on that one! Lol

Knuckle cracking is no big deal. I can fully dislocate my wrists, and very loudly pop them back into place.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I've got My Little Pony the RPG.

Why does such a thing exist?

And I thought you were cool. Hell, I'd even begun to like you...

:1orglaugh Hey, we can't all be perfect. You'll have to forgive me my flaws. I swear I do penance for every "eh" and "aboot".

I broke a rib while I was playing rugby about 5 weeks ago. Well, at least based on the symptoms I think I broke my rib, but I didn't get it looked at by a doctor because, even though I'm on the union's health plan it's too expensive to get medical care. The first $250 dollars of any medical care I get come out of my pocket, and then it's 20%/80% if I go to a PPO, or 50%/50% with an HMO. Emergency room visits are usually HMOs, so I would have had to pay for half of whatever X-rays and such they would've done to me.

Shit. Yeah. This seems alien to me.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I can't be with someone who puts aaaaaaaaaall of their personal drama on Facebook. Like, this;

 

[Petra]

Why does such a thing exist?



:1orglaugh Hey, we can't all be perfect. You'll have to forgive me my flaws. I swear I do penance for every "eh" and "aboot".



Shit. Yeah. This seems alien to me.

http://giftkrieg23.deviantart.com/art/The-Savage-World-of-My-Little-Pony-4th-Edition-347963248

Dunno. However, at the request of people that go to the convention I run games at every January, I have written up a story for a game session. However, since I could not bring myself to actually deal with the happy happy goodness of the ponyverse, I inserted Cthulhu and zombies. Cthulhu and zombies make anything better.

 

[Sicario]

Hygiene. I really pride myself on good hygiene and I expect the same from the opposite sex. I can remember a handful of times where bad breath, smelly underarms, stinky feet or body odor just killed it for me. That and extreme political/religious views will leave the bitch seriously hanging.

 

[alkidder]

I can't be with someone who puts aaaaaaaaaall of their personal drama on Facebook. Like, this;
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I was with someone who did this. Granted it was not to that extreme, if I was in trouble most people on FB knew it before I did. When I told her, she should keep our personal issues private, her response was usually along the lines of saying she could post whatever she wants on FB and that she never actually referred to me by name in these posts.

While that is true, when you are dating said person and you post something like "My miserable bf would rather spend time with his brother who he hasn't seen in over a year over me, what a "bleeping" asshole." It's not hard to figure out who the post is referring to.

I am honestly a catch, like totally.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I am honestly a snatch, like totally.

Yeah, I know you are.

 

[AndiLand]

Knuckle cracking is no big deal. I can fully dislocate my wrists, and very loudly pop them back into place.

That actually sounds like a lot of fun! Wishing I could do it now, lol

 

[Anadin]

Beggars can't be choosers but while I may be willing to have a casual relationship with almost anyone I'm not sure I could bear to get serious with the following:

Bigots, racist homophobes. - For obvious reasons

Religious & Spiritual types - I can't even take chicks who kinda like Astrology let alone hardcore religious or spiritual types like Krissy Lynn, hot as she is not sure I could put up with that for long.

Republicans - I don't know if I'm being overly judgemental but while I'm fine with conservatives in my own country, from what little I've seen of the American right they are absolutely terrifying.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Found a woman from a match site. We did the E-mails and phone chats. Pleasant woman. First date was Christmas shopping and lunch. All seemed fine till lunch. She is telling me about her home life. It was a nice rural community until ni**ers moved down the block. She and her ex-husband can't stand ni**ers. She went on and on about this loud enough for others to hear. She never knew that just ended an 8 month relationship with a black woman and my dear departed was Guatemalan.

And as far as Republicans go, Vodkavictim still loves me despite our differences.

I do still love you, but I swear if you don't stop leaving your socks on the floor, if you don't start putting them in the laundry basket, I WILL poison your tea.
What do you want for dinner tonight and can you please clean the muddy shoe marks you left in the living room when you forgot your phone and DIDN'T TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF TO GET IT BEFORE GOING OUT?

Knuckle cracking is no big deal. I can fully dislocate my wrists, and very loudly pop them back into place.

That's what you get for excessive masturbation.
Also, Rugby? Good man. I miss playing Rugby.

Hygiene. I really pride myself on good hygiene and I expect the same from the opposite sex. I can remember a handful of times where bad breath, smelly underarms, stinky feet or body odor just killed it for me. That and extreme political/religious views will leave the bitch seriously hanging.

I thought Hygeine was a greeting? :dunno:

 

[alkidder]

Yeah, I know you are.

v. snatched, snatch·ing, snatch·es
v.tr.
1.
a. To grasp or seize hastily, eagerly, or suddenly.
b. Sports To raise (a weight) in one quick, uninterrupted motion from the floor to a position over the lifter's head.
2. To grasp or seize illicitly.
v.intr.
To make grasping or seizing motions: snatched at the lamp cord.
n.
1. The act of snatching; a quick grasp or grab.
2. A brief period of time: "At the end we preferred to travel all night,/Sleeping in snatches" (T.S. Eliot).
3. A small amount; a bit or fragment: a snatch of dialogue.
4. Slang A kidnapping.
5. Sports A lift in weightlifting in which the weight is raised in one uninterrupted motion from the floor to a position over the lifter's head.
6. Vulgar Slang The vulva.

I can totally be all those things. Although #6 would take some doing..Wouldn't want the children or the easily squeamish around