As far as dating, what are your "nopes?"

[vodkazvictim]

I don't do white people.

Fuckin' crackers better black up with shoe polish if they wanna get with me.

 

[L3ggy]

American beer is a lot like having sex in a canoe..

... it's fucking close to water! :1orglaugh

Hellooooo Monty Python!

Classic!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Do Europeans think that all American beer = Miller Lite or something? There's lots of good American beers.

How many of them are exported though? Comparatively few. Thus to everyone outside of America, "American beer" means Bud. Just like in America Irish beer means Guinness, Australian beer means Fosters, Canadian beer means Molson, and English beer is more or less a figment of the imagination.

This is why we're friends.

I thought it was because of my charming smile! Look at my avatar! Over there being all charming and smiley!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Do Europeans think that all American beer = Miller Lite or something? There's lots of good American beers.

They'd probably shit themselves if they tried Arrogant Bastard Ale or Downtown Brown. :yummie:

in America Irish beer means SMITHWICK'S, Australian beer means COOPER'S PALE ALE, Canadian beer means MICROBREWERIES, and English beer is SAM SMITH.

Fixed.

 

[bobjustbob]

Why no activists?

Because they'll want their cause has to be my cause and do activist shit like protest and stuff envelopes, and go to rallys. Fuck that.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Some of the freakiest women I've been with were single moms. After they put their kid to bed it's on.

True. I remember fucking one then the kid she forgot to tell me about had an asthma attack in the other room. She was so horny and deranged for cock I was the one that ordered her to check on her son.

A few days later she calls me wanting a wholesome afternoon out. Just the three of us. Sorry babe, find another sucker.

 

[squallumz]

i dont think i really have an absolute no. ive even banged a couple of girls who liked korn. took some strength, but i did it.


i guess im a pretty fair chancer. you get your shot to be awesome even if you piss me off in another area. i've gone from punk girls to cowgirls.

love em all.

 

[STDiva]

I've met some great girls who had a kid or two and it was hard to pass on them. It's shitty but I don't want to deal with another guys kids.

Girls that talk shit about their mom are a no go. Rude to servers is a no go. Vegans are alright as long as they aren't psycho about it. She can't hate animals.

Things have changed over the years. Before I wouldn't date anyone who didnt have perfect taste in music, clothing, etc. No smokers was a big deal breaker, but now I'm bending over backwards to get with a country girl who smokes. I hate country music and smoking but this girl is the bees knees.

Perfect doesn't have to mean flawless.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I've met some great girls who had a kid or two and it was hard to pass on them. It's shitty but I don't want to deal with another guys kids.

I wouldn't want to be with anyone who planned to be a single mother thinking a father for her child wasn't necessary. I also wouldn't want to be with someone who had a kid by mistake as I don't want to be a party to a second accident. Tom Leykis suggests a couple drops of Tabasco inside the used condom prior to disposal. A couple drops on the outside of the condom prior to insertion is possible preemption against mischief too.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Anyone...I'm married.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Kind of a tough question as I've dated many types of men, each with their own quirks that pissed me off to end yet I stayed with them... until they REALLY pissed me off. I guess the biggest would be that I won't date someone who acts like a total jackass- changes his personality depending on who he's around, makes it a point to hit on other girls, let's his friends be outright assholes to me. So basically I won't date a guy who always has to be "one of the guys" and doesn't have his own thing going on.

 

[STDiva]

I'd just like to add, anybody who avoids beer because it's American is missing out on some world class brews. Your loss! !

 

[lurkingdirk]

I avoid racists who work in hotels near the American border in Ontario.

Bastards.

 

[STDiva]

You're missing out ;-)

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I also wouldn't want to be with someone who had a kid by mistake as I don't want to be a party to a second accident.

Condoms break, dude. Such is life.

I avoid racists who work in hotels near the American border in Ontario.

Bastards.

Well, that's not specific at all. You sure you want to cut down your options so severely like that?

 

[fatman0529]

Re: As far as dating, what are your "nopes?"

no to single moms, girls who smoke, and girls with snaggletooths

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also no if she doesn't have a job.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

In practice, however, none of it has ever mattered. You really like A and think you need that A until you meet a girl you like who has B. You absolutely hate X until you meet a girl you like who has X, then suddenly it's not so bad anymore, just an adorable little quirk.

This is very much true. Although personally I'd have a hard time putting up with a racist, homophobe or Scouser.

 

[ArsErotika]

My 'nopes' used to include superficial stuff, like musical taste, beer, etc. That shit is easy to get around. I'd certainly draw the line at unhealthy/destructive traits (chain smoking, alcoholic, morbidly obese, you name it). But what I have absolutely zero tolerance or patience for any longer is behavioral issues.

Entitlement. Demands. Ultimatums. Hypocrisy. Condescension. Moral superiority. Manipulation. Vanity. Insecurity. Insincerity. Passionless. Dependent. And on and on and on.

I couldn't care less if she listened to Niki Minaj, drank Bud, and raised a kid or two, so long as she was the opposite of my 'nopes'.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Entitlement. Demands. Ultimatums. Hypocrisy. Condescension. Moral superiority. Manipulation. Vanity. Insecurity. Insincerity. Passionless. Dependent. And on and on and on.

If you ever find a place with women free of all those traits, let me know.
I've been around the world and I haven't.

 

[fkknuckle]

My last two girlfriends one bitched about how many guns I have and the other bitched about how much money I put into my car. Yah they didn't last long. There might be more but those are definitely on my "nopes" list.