Article: How a girl like to cum and what it says about her!

Remember the guy from last week that cums on your face? Yeah, that was this girl’s high school boyfriend. All her expectations are colored by the fact that her first boyfriend told her about all the sex moves he saw on a porno, only he told them to her as though that’s what everyone does and should enjoy, and then they probably did them together. When she grew up and went to college, her second boyfriend was face guy’s cousin, titty cum guy; so continued her sexual education. This girl has little to no grasp on reality because she’s never encountered it, and that’s probably the only reason she thinks it’s super hot to stand on her head spread-eagle while a guy enters her asshole from above while eating peanut butter out of her vagina and she screams for a God she probably doesn’t believe in. Yeah, it’s pretty dark.

http://www.vice.com/read/how-your-girl-likes-to-cum-and-what-it-says-about-her
 
The replies alone to this article are pure comedy gold. love it!
 
Bullshit observations made from one woman's opinions on sex which have clearly been jaded through her own experiences.

My own girl climaxes 90% of the time through oral stimulation, not because she is a "fussy bitch", but this happens to be something I enjoy giving her and she seems to enjoy receiving from me. I find it a highly erotic and sexual act, in fact the best end to a night is her thighs clamping onto the sides of my head or the view for me of her breathing heavily while straddling my face while holding onto the bed frame!

So, no, how a woman cums is not quite as black and white as this lady would have you believe. Go back to watching your Sex and the City box set and put your cosmo and typewriter away.
 
Bullshit observations made from one woman's opinions on sex which have clearly been jaded through her own experiences.

My own girl climaxes 90% of the time through oral stimulation, not because she is a "fussy bitch", but this happens to be something I enjoy giving her and she seems to enjoy receiving from me. I find it a highly erotic and sexual act, in fact the best end to a night is her thighs clamping onto the sides of my head or the view for me of her breathing heavily while straddling my face while holding onto the bed frame!

So, no, how a woman cums is not quite as black and white as this lady would have you believe. Go back to watching your Sex and the City box set and put your cosmo and typewriter away.

yeah, what he said. :D
 

luis1972

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[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7204880, member: 579739"]The first part of that article was kind of interesting. But when it came down to all the negative talk about how a girl likes to cum? Not cool.

agree
 

Harley Spencer

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Bullshit observations made from one woman's opinions on sex which have clearly been jaded through her own experiences.

My own girl climaxes 90% of the time through oral stimulation, not because she is a "fussy bitch", but this happens to be something I enjoy giving her and she seems to enjoy receiving from me. I find it a highly erotic and sexual act, in fact the best end to a night is her thighs clamping onto the sides of my head or the view for me of her breathing heavily while straddling my face while holding onto the bed frame!

So, no, how a woman cums is not quite as black and white as this lady would have you believe. Go back to watching your Sex and the City box set and put your cosmo and typewriter away.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the article was a crock of shit.

I've only time I ever cum from sex with someone else is during missionary, and contrary to what miss priss believes, I don't think I had orgasms, I know I had orgasms. And I've never watched Sex and the City. Fuck that shit. But for the most part, my orgasms are due to masturbation, and for one, my parents definitely aren't hippies who let me do whatever the fuck I wanted, nor were they control freak bible thumpers. They were somewhere in between. In any case, I love every single position for different reasons (well, I don't LOVE girl-on-top, but the rest of them, I love), none of them having anything to do with orgasms.

That chick has no clue what she's talking about.

Women are all different. The way a girl cums has little to nothing to do with how she was raised or what her personality is like outside the bedroom. Every girl cums from different stimulations, different angles, speeds, and rhythms. There's nothing wrong with that, and anyone trying to say otherwise is an asshole.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Bullshit observations made from one woman's opinions on sex which have clearly been jaded through her own experiences.

My own girl climaxes 90% of the time through oral stimulation, not because she is a "fussy bitch", but this happens to be something I enjoy giving her and she seems to enjoy receiving from me. I find it a highly erotic and sexual act, in fact the best end to a night is her thighs clamping onto the sides of my head or the view for me of her breathing heavily while straddling my face while holding onto the bed frame!

So, no, how a woman cums is not quite as black and white as this lady would have you believe. Go back to watching your Sex and the City box set and put your cosmo and typewriter away.



Yeah, her observations really did not seem to have one bit of scientific reasoning to it, just "Oh, this is how the girls in my group cum, so everyone is like that".

Now, on the to the oral sex thing.
I think (could be wrong) the women cum more often from oral sex with a guy for a simple reason: We last longer.
While we are fucking, we are also being stimulated. We are not all porn stars who can bang around for an hour and be ready for more - and if we psych ourselves out more by thinking about making her cum without spilling our own seed, well, that can shorten the deal.
But, our tongues and lips and fingers do not get as tired as quickly. We are able to take a lot more time and care of our ladies.
But, then again, I am only talking about my own experiences.
 
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