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Are you ready to defend?

Or perhaps rock out?
This dude is.
 

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*BANG*

- "Oh crap"
- "Earl, what's that bang?"
- "I--I just shot my balls off"
- "Whut?"
- "I just shot my balls off"
- "Oh my gawd"
- "Yeah..."
- "Whut are we gonna do now?"
- "I'll just walk it off . . . no harm no foul"
- "But your balls are stuck to the wall"
- "Yeah ... uh ... hmmm .... get the duct tape"
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Chin up, everyone - after the revolution, this will be one of the things in charge.
 
Just one look at him and any would be thief will flee into the yonder!
 

PirateKing

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Hey I know that guy hes Rock n Roll larry. I got a discount when I vought a glock from him. This is just one of his advertisements.
 
All of this can be yours for 4 easy payments of $19.99!
 
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