:banana:
*BANG*
- "Oh crap"
- "Earl, what's that bang?"
- "I--I just shot my balls off"
- "Whut?"
- "I just shot my balls off"
- "Oh my gawd"
- "Yeah..."
- "Whut are we gonna do now?"
- "I'll just walk it off . . . no harm no foul"
- "But your balls are stuck to the wall"
- "Yeah ... uh ... hmmm .... get the duct tape"