All of the gifts I'm giving are already purchased, wrapped and placed under the tree. There's a huge ass pile of presents for my mom and dad, yet...nothing for me. Awesome.
Haven't even started. And I'm not going out this weekend, it's crazy out there. (and I mean shoppers, not the weather...sorry East Coasters, it's beautiful here today)
I hear that was the year Jesus got mugged and severely beaten by Kent Hovind, Dinesh D'Souza and William Lane Craig for having long hair and not being "Christian enough", which lead him to become a Buddhist.
So you're really not missing out on much.
Unless of course watching the deep seated loathing that has been brewing for years between members of your immediate family finally erupting around the dinner table is your idea of a good time?
You're awesome...my response to this question is "I'm Jewish" (even though I'm not) but that shuts them up quite quickly and it's hillarious to see their reaction.