I hope this hasn't been posted before did not find it in my search. Apologizes if it has. (yes this is a joke so relax Hot Mega)
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small ********. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge ***** comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the *****, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your ******.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to ******?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the ****?
Could I possibly swing the *** like a club and knock the ***** out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded *** anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my ********?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just ******* me?
Does he definitely want to **** me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my ****** get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
********: 'Nice grouping, *****! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
***: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'
Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small ********. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge ***** comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the *****, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your ******.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to ******?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the ****?
Could I possibly swing the *** like a club and knock the ***** out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded *** anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my ********?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just ******* me?
Does he definitely want to **** me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my ****** get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
********: 'Nice grouping, *****! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
***: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'
Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.
