Are you a criminal?

What is your situtation with the law?

  • I'm a ********.

    Votes: 8 18.2%
  • I'm a felon.

    Votes: 7 15.9%
  • I stole fish from a pet shop once.

    Votes: 11 25.0%
  • I just **** the damn cops.

    Votes: 18 40.9%

  • Total voters
    44
I don't **** cops. I just feel a whole lot better when they're not around.
 
public drunkniness 5 time in a row (a month) I mean, when you get out of the ***** tank you need to refresh a bit...

well 'bout criminals, i guess we won't hear the confessions of some kinda Head Director of whatnuts Cie mourning:
"i fired thousands, broke them lives, made thousands more $ on 'em wreck skin, and as Pilate did, washed my hands..."

cops ? some psycho(something) studies potrait them with the same profile as the one they are to arrest; same profile but one the 'rigth' side of the law.
met a cople of good men underneath the uniform (metaphoricaly speaking : )
 
What type of porn was that? ~maxell worries~

Hehe... don't worry Maxell... Hardcore porn movies were against the law in Ontario, Canada in 1987. They were considered obscene material unless the were heavily editted. The funny thing was that I bought the videos from British Columbia, Canada where porn movies were legal. Same movies, same country... but ******* in different provinces. Nowadays you can buy porn in a convenience store in Ontario.

Actually, I'm curious, are there similar laws in different counties or states in the USA? I've heard that in certain bible belt areas Americans can't buy adult magazines.
 
If you have 5 minutes (or more if you really want to delve into this issue), read this. We have a prevaling case in the law (Miller) which established "community standards." Premium Link Upgrade It's very interesting to read, if you're into the law and free speech and porn.

I once worked with attorney Lou Sirkin's firm in Cincinnati on the Larry Flynt fiasco when Flynt returned to Cincinnati in 1997. It was hilarious. Larry Flynt was opening up shops and reselling his magazine there again, putting a big FUCK YOU sign in the air (metaphorically), and he even rode around Fountain Square in his gold wheelchair *********** free copies of Hustler to adults. LOL!!!! What was brilliant about it was that, as opposed to before when he was prosecuted for obscenity (Cincinnati is notoriously conservative), that time in 1997 the cops were only there for crowd control and they couldn't do a damned thing about it. :thumbsup: :nanner: :)

Sorry to get off-topic... Now back to all the ********* and thugs on this message board. LOL
 
Nightfly said:
If you have 5 minutes (or more if you really want to delve into this issue), read this. We have a prevaling case in the law (Miller) which established "community standards." Premium Link Upgrade It's very interesting to read, if you're into the law and free speech and porn.

I think the "community standard" of free speech is getting too old and tired and needs to be revised, considering I think the ruling was a little flawed when it was made anyhow. Now days there are a lot of things that happen in only your home and don't involve the entire community, like DVDs and the Internet. It is not like somebody is displaying sexual acts out in the street. Or doing things that would ***** the whole community to see what they don't want. I just can't see why somebody else’s morals should dictate what other people do when it doesn’t affect anybody else.(like Nightfly I'm sorry I'm off topic)
 
Just a quick clarification - the "community standard" case law applies in regards to OBSCENITY issues, particularly, not free speech (political protests, public speaking, etc.). It's about whether or not erotica/porn etc. is or is not obscene, not whether or not you can say "President Bush sucks ass!" in public. lol :) :hatsoff:
 
I did 2 years for beating up a guy who was herassing my girl,he ended up in the hospital(**** for 3 months) and i ended up in jail for 2 years.nothing to be proud of.
 
i ran a stop sign and a red light, made illega u-turns.. (not been caught though) and in elementary me and my 'so called' friends stole bike parts off of bicycle that was locked up to a fence (for months so to say). we thought that the person moved and forgot about his bike, and so we did the idiotic thing. minutes later, police roll into my buddies drive-way and question us. nothing big. once took a power chord from my high school. ALMOST ran over a man shovelling his snow on the drive-way. (it was winter and it was the first year i got my license, so being the stupid *** i was speeding in a residential area, on icey roads) .. also in highschool i got in a brawl with another student outside of school. cops came, questioned us. (luckily i had more scratches and scars on me so it looked like i got beat, but that was just how the result looked). anywho, since when the cops arrived a whole lot of people dashed out of the premises. while i casually walked away ( i thought they wouldn't notice me) cops came and the other guy got a restraining order to stay at least 10 ft away from me.
 
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I've only been arrested once. It was when I was in highschool. as my vice pricipal told me because I was a middle-class white *** I fit the description of a potential school shooter. the right against unlawful search and seizure doesn't apply to ****, because they have no rights.. so basically my choices were to let the cops search me, or else to let the cops handcuff me and throw me on the ground and then search me. so I got arrested for having a dull ***** I had put in my backpack some time earlier when I had to go accross town by myself and had forgot about.

I got one ticket for driving in a very well lit area without my lights on.

I have been stopped by police on other occasions for the following reasons:
-Driving my car. I hadn't done anything wrong, nor did the cops ever tell me anything I did wrong, but they made me get out and searched my person and my vehicle.
-Walking down the street.
-Sitting in my car while it was parked.
-Urinating in an alley.
-Lowering a flag
-Driving irratically while I was fucking with the radio. haha. Ok, so that one was my fault, but I didn't get a ticket for it.
 
In jail everyone is "innocent," don't you know?! LMAO Your stories cracked me up, since they sounded like you're a walking victim, and you KNOW you did all that stuff!!! :rofl2: :D :thumbsup:

calpoon said:
I've only been arrested once. It was when I was in highschool. as my vice pricipal told me because I was a middle-class white *** I fit the description of a potential school shooter. the right against unlawful search and seizure doesn't apply to ****, because they have no rights.. so basically my choices were to let the cops search me, or else to let the cops handcuff me and throw me on the ground and then search me. so I got arrested for having a dull ***** I had put in my backpack some time earlier when I had to go accross town by myself and had forgot about.

I got one ticket for driving in a very well lit area without my lights on.

I have been stopped by police on other occasions for the following reasons:
-Driving my car. I hadn't done anything wrong, nor did the cops ever tell me anything I did wrong, but they made me get out and searched my person and my vehicle.
-Walking down the street.
-Sitting in my car while it was parked.
-Urinating in an alley.
-Lowering a flag
-Driving irratically while I was fucking with the radio. haha. Ok, so that one was my fault, but I didn't get a ticket for it.
 
Nightfly said:
In jail everyone is "innocent," don't you know?! LMAO Your stories cracked me up, since they sounded like you're a walking victim, and you KNOW you did all that stuff!!! :rofl2: :D :thumbsup:

I don't know, there are cops that think they are on some kind of power trip. Even more true if they think you don't have the time or resources to fight back.
 
yeah they call me the claremont serial killer :D


rofl :D
 
eLetoR said:
***** in pubic 8 times... yup.... stupid.
skateboarding....4 times
70 mph in a 35 once.

Ahaha....woodpusher.

Me, I'm a rolleer/fruitbooter/rollerblader/your naturl enemy.

For the record, i **** cops. Some are cool, but most dont have **** else to do but fuck with you for ***** ****.

I got 6months probation for .004 BAC (half the legal limit, but i was 19 at the time).

******* skating in public

$100 for a burned out taillight.


Most of my brushes with the law are when i'm rolling. they think i'm a skateboarder, so i take the wrap for ledges being waxed and rails being fucked up.
When I'm driving, people who have been going 80 n **** will slow to around 65 when they see the cop. Me on the other hand, I'll cruise at 70 (speed limit). Naturally, the idiot cop think's i'm speeding because i pass the slower hypocrit traffic.
 
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