Eating the undead isn't just for Japan anymore. From the makers of Zombie ***** energy ***** comes Zombie Jerky Dead Meat Chunks, "the first slimy, green, beef jerky packaged in a bright-orange biohazard specimen bag." I feel sick.
Harcos, the company that brought you Mana Energy Potion, ***** Energy Potion, and of course, Zombie *****, now enters the dried beef market with Zombie Jerky Dead Meat Chunks. As promised, these slimy green chunks of dried meat are packed inside a simulated specimen bag, which I can only imagine helps strengthen the gag reflex considerably.
"When we saw that Japanese blue zombie jerky come out a few months ago and couldn't buy it ourselves, we thought it was a capital idea to make our own in green. It's a natural follow-on product to our packaged Zombie *****," said Aaron Rasmussen, co-founder and vice president of marketing, Harcos Laboratories.
