Anybody get a PM from some random member named Davidcz3?

[~~whimsy~~]

eat my cum, i'll suck on your butt-hoLe, finger hard your butt-hoLe, rub your cLit reaL hard, make u cum reaL hard, deep-throat my cock, gag and choke on it, swaLLow my cum, i'LL hammer your butt-hoLe with my cock

contact me: dave, at: ********/gmail.com

I'm glad I am gone for a couple days and come back to love letters in my inbox.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Wait, you have a clit whimsy?

 

[BlueBalls]

Not yet, but I'm literally moist with anticipation....

:nanner:

 

[DOA82]

Apparantly the way you conduct yourself on the board implies you would like a tender ass finger fucking....all I get is hatemail and three post man have died in letter bomb explosions!

 

[L3ggy]

Aren't you a lucky one.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Not yet, but I'm literally moist with anticipation....

:nanner:

Are you spritzing yourself, or peeing on yourself again?

 

[ManifestDestiny]

eat my cum, i'll suck on your butt-hoLe, finger hard your butt-hoLe, rub your cLit reaL hard, make u cum reaL hard, deep-throat my cock, gag and choke on it, swaLLow my cum, i'LL hammer your butt-hoLe with my cock

contact me: dave, at: ********/gmail.com

I'm glad I am gone for a couple days and come back to love letters in my inbox.

thats quite lovely but in all honestly i think you should look over your shoulder when you leave your house at night.

 

[BlueBalls]

Are you spritzing yourself, or peeing on yourself again?

I'm not sure. It's somewhat gelatinous in nature; sticky if you will? And it smells of glue, kinda.

That's all the information I have at this current time.

 

[biomech]

No, but if you want to send me one.:shy:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm not sure. It's somewhat gelatinous in nature; sticky if you will? And it smells of glue, kinda.

That's all the information I have at this current time.

Sounds like I should do some recon. With my tongue.

I'll be right over.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I can't help but get in the mind of this would be stalker. I mean, what does he do in life? What's he like? Will he kill me slowly or be a one stab fag?

I'm getting anxious!

Really though what a random thing to read.

 

[vodaktastic]

The capitalized "L"'s are what bother me. It could be come sort of code to locate whimsy's finger violated corpse. :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Sounds like I should do some recon. With my tongue.

I'll be right over.

I knew not showering today would pay off. Neat.




Let that be a lesson to you kids.

 

[LukeEl]

Somebody wanting to be sexing you up there Whimsington.

 

[Spleen]

Jealous!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I knew, not showering today would pay off. Neat.




Let that be a lesson to you kids.

I hope the viscosity and the smell increase as time goes on. I'll be there as soon as I can, but really...at this point, it seems like a slight delay may work in my favour.

I love the smell of viscous, phlegm in the morning.

 

[STDiva]

Sounds like he thought you were Teen Kimmy. When I first joined the board, I had a picture of Sexy Faith as my avatar and guys would message me all the time trying to have cyber sex. I was down until they got upset when I asked them to suck my cock. Fuckin noobs eh? Couldn't please a man if their life depended on it.

 

[STDiva]

Not yet, but I'm literally moist with anticipation....

:nanner:

Are you spritzing yourself, or peeing on yourself again?

I'm not sure. It's somewhat gelatinous in nature; sticky if you will? And it smells of glue, kinda.

That's all the information I have at this current time.

Sounds like I should do some recon. With my tongue.

I'll be right over.

I knew not showering today would pay off. Neat.




Let that be a lesson to you kids.

I hope the viscosity and the smell increase as time goes on. I'll be there as soon as I can, but really...at this point, it seems like a slight delay may work in my favour.

I love the smell of viscous, phlegm in the morning.

This is the most amazing relay you two have ever had.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Sounds like he thought you were Teen Kimmy. When I first joined the board, I had a picture of Sexy Faith as my avatar and guys would message me all the time trying to have cyber sex. I was down until they got upset when I asked them to suck my cock. Fuckin noobs eh? Couldn't please a man if their life depended on it.

Do you now get questions about the Sunbeam girl?

 

[Ulysses31]

You think that is bad, I got PMs from one noob recently saying:

I'd like you to show me your boobs.You know my mother is in the next room and I'm jerking my hard cock off right know.So if she opens the door she would see something big and hard and I've heard she likes sucking a cock very much.

And after I explained I was a guy and not the women in my avatar he still PM'd me saying

Sorry my mistake. You know I must say I'd like seeing my mother sucking a big cock to a younger man.

I almost left Freeones that day