Any guys on here like cumming in their own face?
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GregCentauro
Banned
No. I always creampie my ass. Thanks for asking.
:o:1orglaugh:jester::rofl2: No comment ! But very funny !
Whats funny about flies?
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Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
Ha a fly catcher flylicker
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Once upon a time, Jimmy. Once upon a time.
I was younger. I was stronger. It was a different time, then. Times were different. The world was different.
People came from all over the world to watch me spooge my face. I traveled all 50 states, Europe, most of South America...I even performed in the Red Square for Khrushchev. I had it all.
I had this one trick that made me a star. I performed it once on the Jack Paar Show. I would stand on the 40-yard line at Chavez Ravine, whacking off. When I would launch one, I would run down field and catch it in my mouth after it split the uprights.
Those were the days, Jimmy. Those were the days.
But, I got greedy. I wanted more.
So, I went for the ultimate, one I called Eddie The Eagle. It was on the Silverfox in Snowbird, Utah. With this trick, I would shoot one off the mountain, race downhill, and catch it on the tip of my nose. It was to be broadcast live on the Wide World of Sports.
Alas, I did not have the aim nor the range I thought I had in those carefree days, as I hit myself square in the eye before I was halfway down. I spent the rest of the time doing down hill on my ass and stomach at the same time...so I am sure you can imagine the pain.
Those days are long gone, and now I can barely shoot out the window and hit the neighbor's window. But my face...no, my face. I can no longer go there.
I was younger. I was stronger. It was a different time, then. Times were different. The world was different.
People came from all over the world to watch me spooge my face. I traveled all 50 states, Europe, most of South America...I even performed in the Red Square for Khrushchev. I had it all.
I had this one trick that made me a star. I performed it once on the Jack Paar Show. I would stand on the 40-yard line at Chavez Ravine, whacking off. When I would launch one, I would run down field and catch it in my mouth after it split the uprights.
Those were the days, Jimmy. Those were the days.
But, I got greedy. I wanted more.
So, I went for the ultimate, one I called Eddie The Eagle. It was on the Silverfox in Snowbird, Utah. With this trick, I would shoot one off the mountain, race downhill, and catch it on the tip of my nose. It was to be broadcast live on the Wide World of Sports.
Alas, I did not have the aim nor the range I thought I had in those carefree days, as I hit myself square in the eye before I was halfway down. I spent the rest of the time doing down hill on my ass and stomach at the same time...so I am sure you can imagine the pain.
Those days are long gone, and now I can barely shoot out the window and hit the neighbor's window. But my face...no, my face. I can no longer go there.
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
Bartender I would like a double of what he had:thumbsup::glugglug:
I only pulled that off (ermm....so to speak) a couple of times when I was like 19 - and it was an accident. I didn't really like it, but then it didn't really disgust me, either. I was just kind of amazed that I was capable of it. Although when I remembered it had been a couple of weeks since I last jerked off, and that I'd had many moments of stimulation in that time, it wasn't such a surprise...
No way I could do that now, sadly.
No way I could do that now, sadly.
GregCentauro
Banned
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I hate it. I still do it all the time, but I hate it.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Virgins will do anything...
Wtf?
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