Another Thread to Insult Your Intelligence!

[Eric Lindros]

I've learned something.
Always thought the first name of George W. Bush was President.

Senob, it probably costs you 5 seconds to ask Becks if she's willing to. Now, it took you much more time.

 

[georges]

In the **** of "rate this babe" threads, "which nationality of women are hotter" threads, "this pornstar is hot and I want to marry her" threads, and countless attempts to get you to list your favorite pornstars, I decided to come up with yet another attempt to insult the intelligence of the Talk section.

So take your thinking caps off folks, you shan't be needing them here!


1. Is your favorite pornstar hot?
a) Yes
b) No

2. What is George W. Bush's first name?
a) Muttonchop
b) George
c) Osama
d) Jebediah

3. Who is the pornstar pictured here:

a) Little Oral Annie
b) Peter North
c) Jenna Jameson
d) Lexington Steele

4. Do you either have a vagina or like vaginas, or both?
a) Yes
b) No

5. Does; This setence. use prOper capitulization Speling} n' gramar?
a) Yes
b) No

6. Do you like to talk about masturbation with other men?
a) Yes
b) No

Now if you answered "Yes" to #1,4,5 and 6 and knew the answers to the other two, you are qualified to start and bump as many threads as you wish on the Freeones board!

If you answered "No" on #5 or #6 feel free to wade through endless inane topics to try and find something more suited to your intellectual tastes.:wave:

1) I love enough big titted cumguzzling and rough anal sex loving milfs and sluts, so you wanna bet how hot they are.

2) georges

3) jenna the softie jameson but you should have entitled the question concerning her with that question "which famous pornstar has never done dp, anal sex, throatfucks or group cumshots?"

4) I don't have a vagina but I like deep pussies and tight ass holes, they are pleasure to fuck hard.

5) yes

6) depends with who but I would rather have big titted blond swallowing my load.

 

[senob44]

Is that you on the left ... or on the right ... or in the middle?

Even though the book is a story of my life, they wanted professionals to be pictured on the cover. Unfortunately, I was not yet a professional at that point. For the re-release of this classic, they may do some new cover art using myself, the now-professional M.G. Hardon.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

That quiz is to hard. I'm going back to my Legos.

 

[tunsty]

Is this a pop-up book?..

You know how much I like pop-up books..




I'm just finishing the pop-up version of 'The Little Shop of Horrors'..
great book, but the paper cuts are fucking terrible.

 

[lovejoy]

Senob44,

You do not insult my intelligence. I actually want to point out there are women who have truly double vaginas. I met one woman who has double vaginas in Detroit. One vagina is functional, another one ends in a blind pouch.

She would protect herself from being pregnant and use the blind end pouch vagina with her lover(s) and use the real physiological functional one to make love to her husband and conceived a *****.

This double vaginas was featured in the TV series Grey's Anatomy.

This double vagina, double uterus is rare but do exists !

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=77686

 

[Becks...poamr]

That'll work!

Woo hoo!!!

Me to .....Yes?

Wait...do you want to ***** with ME, or Senob?

 

[senob44]

Is this a pop-up book?..

You know how much I like pop-up books..

Yes, tunsty! It is a pop-up book! And let me warn you....Do not have your face too close to the book when you open up page 17! "I" just might poke your eye out!!!

Wait...do you want to ***** with ME, or Senob?

It doesn't matter, we come as a package deal. You want one, you've got to deal with the other as well.

You do not insult my intelligence. I actually want to point out there are women who have truly double vaginas. I met one woman who has double vaginas in Detroit. One vagina is functional, another one ends in a blind pouch.

Thanks for the info, I actually found that quite interesting. Maybe I should try and get her for my movie. Detroit, you say? Wonder if she knows DrMotorcity.....maybe she's one of his "patients"!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Wait...do you want to ***** with ME, or Senob?

How about "All Of The Above"?